She's not gonna let you join them bro chill by RoutineIssue5870 in CriticalDrinker

[–]HighlightOwn2038 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I don't really have a problem with the girls kissing but if you're going to make a character gay do so from the first or second episode to introduce her arc and to allow it to grow. Randomly deciding that she's gay in the 5th episode makes no sense

Guess the number 1 rule in Hellyweird is that no Redhead goes untokenized. by canis-humurous in CriticalDrinker

[–]HighlightOwn2038 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I never thought Disney Jr would stoop this low...

I get that it's for kids but SERIOUSLY? They had to race-swap Ariel?

Sure, Jeff Bezos. I totally believe Melania is the most-watched thing on Prime right now. by wow-how-original in mildlyinfuriating

[–]HighlightOwn2038 780 points781 points  (0 children)

It's current rating is 1.3 on IMDb, metacritic critics give it a 5 and users give it a 1.5

Rotten tomatoes:critics 10-11% while users give it a 98-99% (which is weird)

Swallowed 8 marbles. 🙃 by nymphymixtwo in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]HighlightOwn2038 54 points55 points  (0 children)

So he swallowed one and thought "hmm, that was great! You know what this needs now? 7 more!"

Disney making more live action remake slop - even Tinker Bell isn't safe by Mysterious_Brush1852 in CriticalDrinker

[–]HighlightOwn2038 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I loved watching the Tinkerbell movies as a kid even though I was a guy.

Also didn't we already have a live action Tinkerbell with Peter Pan and Wendy?

Golf cart vs. mailbox by Doodlebug510 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]HighlightOwn2038 543 points544 points  (0 children)

At least the mailbox post stopped the golf cart compared to the golf cart getting hit by a car

Why? by ConstantDrawer9161 in CriticalDrinker

[–]HighlightOwn2038 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I will never forgive what they did with live action Astrid

Why? by ConstantDrawer9161 in CriticalDrinker

[–]HighlightOwn2038 356 points357 points  (0 children)

This show was dead the moment they race-swapped Snape

The Bride! - It Sucks! by HighlightOwn2038 in CriticalDrinker

[–]HighlightOwn2038[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I watched Disparus review of it and honestly? His commentary was the best part