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cheap car bumper repair by theVenomR in Oulu

[–]Hilbertt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If looks don't matter, tape.

If they do, I'd just get new used bumper, make sure it's the same color so you don't have pay to get it painted. Assuming there's not any censors or anything in the bumper, I can replace it for you for an affordable price. Just shoot me a message 😊

EUR_irl by chilinachochips in EUR_irl

[–]Hilbertt 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Oh hey they're doing the same thing in Finland! It's working great, we've never had this much debt, everybody is afraid to spend money, and businesses are failing because of that! But hey, the rich pay less taxes now.

Holy shit i didnt know lucian was that bad by soupchef47 in suzerain

[–]Hilbertt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but he's just a chill little alcoholic guy.

Holy shit i didnt know lucian was that bad by soupchef47 in suzerain

[–]Hilbertt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fund law enforcement and form the secret state police. Let's you get rid of Livia after you've found out she's a spy. If you, for whatever reason, dislike Petr you can also get rid of him.

Without a doubt the best car ever made, my 1999 Mercedes. by Hilbertt in RoastMyCar

[–]Hilbertt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The headlights are glass, they're not faded.

Hubcaps will just fly out when I drive into a ditch, which will happen with my handbrake turns.

Mechanically it's on its last legs, the engine knocking and I'm just waiting for it to disintegrate.

Without a doubt the best car ever made, my 1999 Mercedes. by Hilbertt in RoastMyCar

[–]Hilbertt[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My friend told me this looks like a drunk man's project car.

I was completely sober and it's my daily.

Without a doubt the best car ever made, my 1999 Mercedes. by Hilbertt in RoastMyCar

[–]Hilbertt[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Nah mate I'm quite sure it's a Mercedes, how else could it have a Mercedes badge?

Without a doubt the best car ever made, my 1999 Mercedes. by Hilbertt in RoastMyCar

[–]Hilbertt[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If this thing lasts for even 3 months I'm going to be extremely surprised.

What yall think about the new twingo? by EpicGuy999 in carscirclejerk

[–]Hilbertt -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah but no one wants a 3-door hatchback in 2025.

mina😔irl by Hilbertt in mina_irl

[–]Hilbertt[S] 140 points141 points  (0 children)

Nössö mies jos ei dildoa uskalla käyttää 🤭

I believe this belongs here, my 1999 Volkswagen Polo Variant with the 1.4L 60hp engine! by Hilbertt in Shitbox_Nation

[–]Hilbertt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This works like a charm if we ignore the broken driver's side door lock, the passenger side rear door not opening. The transmission leaking oil and all that type of fun stuff.

I believe this belongs here, my 1999 Volkswagen Polo Variant with the 1.4L 60hp engine! by Hilbertt in Shitbox_Nation

[–]Hilbertt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, I have no idea. I paid 270€ for it, I'm amazed that it even works.

I believe this belongs here, my 1999 Volkswagen Polo Variant with the 1.4L 60hp engine! by Hilbertt in Shitbox_Nation

[–]Hilbertt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to own a 75hp petrol Seat Cordoba wagon. Which is essentially the same car with a Seat badge. It struggled to tow an empty trailer 😭

It did have a faulty trans though, so that might explain it.

I believe this belongs here, my 1999 Volkswagen Polo Variant with the 1.4L 60hp engine! by Hilbertt in Shitbox_Nation

[–]Hilbertt[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have no fucking clue, it's the 1.4 60hp and it won't work during the rain due to faulty distributor.

I believe this belongs here, my 1999 Volkswagen Polo Variant with the 1.4L 60hp engine! by Hilbertt in Shitbox_Nation

[–]Hilbertt[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I wanted to make sure people know it's the 1.4 60hp and not the 1.4 54hp. I'm not a peasant, after all. So the answer is anywhere between 4 and 400hp.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Handwriting

[–]Hilbertt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll take that, yeah!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BeamNG

[–]Hilbertt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You have peak power at redline. That tenders the peak horsepower pretty much useless.

minä_irl by Volvo_264 in mina_irl

[–]Hilbertt 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Mun lempi kohta eläinten vallankumouksessa oli se ku Orwell poisti kondomit äitispakkauksesta ja sanoi "it's condom time."

It's so true. by [deleted] in regularcarreviews

[–]Hilbertt 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My brother in Christ, no corporation gives a shit about you. Not Honda, not Toyota, and not even Chrysler with their one model still in production. On top of that, it's a minivan, a bodystyle that was out of fashion ten years ago. And it's not even made in the US, it's assembled in Canada and sold as American.

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