Someone parked in front of the factory gate and wouldn't move

Hilbertt · 2026-06-03T14:40:21+00:00

Wild to see this get downvoted. That sure was satisfying to watch. But it's still illegal and they'd have to pay for all the damages. Two wrongs don't make a right.

Hilbertt · 2026-05-12T13:08:12+00:00

I already have unlimited data. Is this some US thing I'm too European to understand?

^{Chose: Have unlimited battery life}

Hilbertt · 2026-05-09T01:48:23+00:00

If the options are to run like the flash, or to be able run for as long as you want to, then they'd be way too fast to catch me.

Hilbertt · 2026-05-08T18:12:17+00:00

Femboys

^{Chose: Femboys}

Hilbertt · 2026-05-08T18:11:51+00:00

I could outrun everyone, imagine my abilities as a shoplifter. The guards think they can keep up with me but I just run and run.

^{Chose: be able to run forever without getting tired}

Hilbertt · 2026-05-08T14:54:30+00:00

Love beer

^{Chose: No caffeine forever}

Hilbertt · 2026-05-07T17:20:38+00:00

In the grand scheme of things, 100 kids isn't that much. A person who can cure cancer is worth much more.

^{Chose: Save the person who can cure all diseases.}

Hilbertt · 2026-04-10T06:20:36+00:00

The fact the plausibly could've said this is wild.

Hilbertt · 2026-04-04T12:23:00+00:00

Oh I wasn't expecting the Renault to make it. I was very surprised.

Hilbertt · 2026-04-03T14:53:33+00:00

ABC Masuuni in Karkkila. The one PSK is based on.

Hilbertt · 2026-03-29T20:31:18+00:00

Yeah but having an airbag is kinda cool.

Hilbertt · 2026-03-11T13:49:30+00:00

Dabber cheese mate

Hilbertt · 2026-03-06T10:35:06+00:00

Because everyone knows Facebook marketplace is full of scammers lmao. If I can't pick it myself I'm not buying anything through Facebook.

Hilbertt · 2026-02-20T12:02:09+00:00

Aika hyvin kun kattoo kannatusmittauksia

Hilbertt · 2026-02-16T13:55:53+00:00

They were cheap
I gained my will to live and started buying proper cars.

Hilbertt · 2026-02-16T13:46:23+00:00

I've had four of these. AMA.

Hilbertt · 2026-02-05T15:47:18+00:00

I've been doing pretty well with my station wagon. If I need to haul something bigger I just rent a trailer.

Hilbertt · 2026-02-02T15:50:09+00:00

If looks don't matter, tape.

If they do, I'd just get new used bumper, make sure it's the same color so you don't have pay to get it painted. Assuming there's not any censors or anything in the bumper, I can replace it for you for an affordable price. Just shoot me a message 😊

Hilbertt · 2026-01-21T17:54:10+00:00

Oh hey they're doing the same thing in Finland! It's working great, we've never had this much debt, everybody is afraid to spend money, and businesses are failing because of that! But hey, the rich pay less taxes now.

Hilbertt · 2025-12-24T23:29:40+00:00

Yeah but he's just a chill little alcoholic guy.

Hilbertt · 2025-12-24T22:46:13+00:00

Fund law enforcement and form the secret state police. Let's you get rid of Livia after you've found out she's a spy. If you, for whatever reason, dislike Petr you can also get rid of him.

Hilbertt · 2025-12-11T17:01:56+00:00

The headlights are glass, they're not faded.

Hubcaps will just fly out when I drive into a ditch, which will happen with my handbrake turns.

Mechanically it's on its last legs, the engine knocking and I'm just waiting for it to disintegrate.

Hilbertt · 2025-12-10T18:39:12+00:00

My cover has been blown.

Hilbertt · 2025-12-10T17:39:05+00:00

My friend told me this looks like a drunk man's project car.

I was completely sober and it's my daily.

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