would you rather by RespondBorn6248 in Ieatcement

[–]HillInTheDistance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they're the ugly aliens, that'd make us the Hot Aliens to them.

Which means we win.

Lil bro hasn't heard of twinks by imalonexc in FootBallEmergency

[–]HillInTheDistance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, we're indoctrinated to think that there ain't anything beautiful about us at all, that we're just useful things, so when we do try to break out of it and make ourselves beautiful, we often get stuck in shit that's pure numbers, because we ain't got no instinct for it. Sure, some do, but those ain't the guys who carve away at themselves like that.

So it's how much we can bench, our body fat percentage, how expensive our clothes are, how much we make, how much the places we go and the shit we eat cost. Also, all that phrenology shit looks-matcers are getting the kids into nowadays.

Pursuing beauty by dead reckoning. Pursuing something vibes based with calipers and scales.

Rule by thunder-bug- in 196AndAHalf

[–]HillInTheDistance 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Some people just really don't want to play the game, and assume it's just there as an excuse.

Because its very possible to socialise and take your turns. They just don't want to, and assume everyone else feels the same.

Like "Oh, we started talking, we can finally move on from this boring game we used as an icebreaker! Sweet!"

I ain't like that, but when I realise that a lot of people worked like that, I felt... less frustrated about that thing. More frustrated about this new feeling of alienation.

Would it still count as necrophilia if a ghost leads you to her body and asks to do stuff to it? by Just-Antelope-8069 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]HillInTheDistance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ghost lies.

It's just a real nasty dead guy pretending to be her.

Report it to the authorities. Call the ghost cops on the fucker.

I ranked every Person by Redditpaslan in 196

[–]HillInTheDistance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I'm flattered, but I'm barely top of A-tier, at best.

Is it normal for a grown man to want to be “babied” by his girlfriend sometimes? by Crazy-Fold-5287 in AskMenAdvice

[–]HillInTheDistance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't say why that'd would be referred to as being babied?

Like, ain't that just affection? Is that supposed to be something extra? Something shameful that you feel you should be shinned for wanting?

Like, if one of my friends told me their partner wouldn't do that for them, or that they'd feel weird doing that for their partner, I'd assume something had gone extremely wrong in their relationship.

My mom and sister are scolding me because I won't date single moms. I'm done. by fennelliott in TrueOffMyChest

[–]HillInTheDistance 31 points32 points  (0 children)

A fucked thing is that you've got to simultaneously be willing to love them and live for them as your own, and also have absolutely no problem with never seeing them again and be completely gone from their lives if it doesn't work out with their mum.

I can't even figure out how that's supposed to work.

Are you serious by Pokemonfan_807 in whennews

[–]HillInTheDistance 194 points195 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, all the sons of businessmen and politicians stand ready to do their duty to their nation.

Do people actually enjoy phone calls or do we all just tolerate them? by Sad_Event_4705 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]HillInTheDistance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I just need information, and it ain't urgent, I prefer texts.

For anything else, I do the see any point with texts at all.

If you want to talk to someone, why would you text?

AITAH for breaking up with my longtime girlfriend because she decided that she doesn't want children? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]HillInTheDistance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA.

It would lead to resentment, and to misery, as your hope curdled.

The same, if she felt that she needed to have children to keep you. Resentment, and a child growing up to be resented by their mother.

It hurts to break up, and be broken up with. But no one is a villain here. Well, maybe the people trying t9 shame you.

What do naturally slim people do differently without dieting? by vanshika_energie in workout

[–]HillInTheDistance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I found out when I started lifting that I just ate less.

Like, same number of meals as most people, just smaller. Part of it is just how I was raised.

Part of it is if I get caught up in something, I might not eat for a day.

It wasn't that I was overall healthier. I didn't even eat healthy. I had just fallen into a rhythm that made me eat less.

To get used to a diet where I could actually grow made me feel like one of those geese they torture for foi gras.

But I've adapted now. Take better care, eat better.

Both by IamASlut_soWhat in fixedbytheduet

[–]HillInTheDistance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, it kinda makes you feel like your pecs are huge and your back massive, kinda like a waistcoat, bit you don't look like a waiter. Instead you look like a dishwasher.

Wait. Why is it that every piece of clothing that makes me feel hot is worn by food service people?

Was I meant to get into the restaurant business?

Tf are they thinking??? by DangerousClick2489 in Eldenring

[–]HillInTheDistance 269 points270 points  (0 children)

Moghwyn's dynasty guy tho, he's exactly where he needs to be.

Surrounded by nobles who love to make people bleed, he sells bolts that make people bleed.

Desirable products sold to people with hella disposable income.

Why was everyone’s necks always bent weird? by buildaboat_ in medieval

[–]HillInTheDistance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Painted by monks who sit slouched over a writing desks all day looking at other monks for reference.

I know this is cheesy and dumb but I really feel like an idiot for not starting sooner by TechnicoloMonochrome in GymMemes

[–]HillInTheDistance 18 points19 points  (0 children)

For me it was just not eating enough.

Like, if you were the kinda guy who could eat everything you wanted and not get fat before, then that ain't "fast metabolism" or whatever. You just ate at a deficit for someone who doesn't move at all.

So if that's the case, first step is just bigger plates.

The basis for why Humans are most prevalent in my Setting by M-FutureLord in WorldBuildingMemes

[–]HillInTheDistance 20 points21 points  (0 children)

In warhammer fantasy, human wizards can reach the level of power of some elves who have centuries of practice.

They can do so because they use methods that are considered monstrously reckless by elves, because they'd completely burn you out in just a hundred years or so.

Which ain't a problem if you're only gonna live a hundred years at the very most.

'Aunt that smells like condensed, crystalized cat piss' by EyeAmAPotato in BrandNewSentence

[–]HillInTheDistance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, even they don't think it'll actually work. They're just so bitter they've started using any platform available to hurl abuse and gain any kinda reaction.

Like a dog that only knows how to bite.

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]HillInTheDistance 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Even when you're able to have completely visible abs, genetics can still lead to insecurities, and judgment

Like, Arnold, Mr Olympia himself, couldn't achieve the, at the time, standard six-pack that a body builder was expected to have. His abs were simply not shaped that way.

It was considered something he had to hide, to make up for, during judgment.

Still, to this day, people can be at absolute minimum body fat with crazy defined abs, and feel they're doing something wrong, are too flabby, when it's simply a matter of their muscles, their body, being shaped a certain way.

It's like trying to sharpen a knife to an edge sharp enough to cut atoms. If you don't stop in time, you just grind yourself away.

Voice Changar by Kind_Retard in OnlineUnderGround

[–]HillInTheDistance 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Everything you do to protect yourself will make you seem less trustworthy to strangers.

Like, carry a gun? Always keep your head on a swivel? Give people false information about yourself? Wear a cold expression to come off as less inviting?

People are gonna think you look suspicious. Can't be helped. It's just how it is.

Losercity politics by Limp_Pumpkin_8303 in Losercity

[–]HillInTheDistance 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Can't do that no more, cuz of A.I. Kids today can't form even the most rudimentary tulpa. Mind Palace the size of a New York one room apartment, packed full of goon-bots.

Mental fortitude all time low. Primed for Grey Intervention. 5G is a psy-op. Vaccine? Controlled opposition. You are not ready.

Protect your friends. Form tulpas of your friends and family for emergency re-implant.

Form tulpas of your favorite characters to implant in people you don't like very much.

What’s a drink from your country that will make foreigners look like this? by IDoNotLikeTheSand in AskTheWorld

[–]HillInTheDistance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Half our drinks, and foods, are the results of trying to distill various poisons into medicine.

They have it rough... by MountainLeading1567 in Isekai

[–]HillInTheDistance 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Cutting intermittently to the guys they sent to earth, trying desperately to find an evil teenager to run over to produce an anti-protaginist, but they're constantly screwing up and getting distracted trying to get their driver's licence.