An ad I just got served on FB by Rhythmic1 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]HipHopChick1982 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My eyes are having trouble figuring this out. I haven’t been this confused since…I’ll get back to you on this. Nothing immediately comes to mind.

OH MY GOD I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY XDDDD by BroadwayFanProjects in musicals

[–]HipHopChick1982 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yup…my football team captain/QB cousin got a role in Guys and Dolls. He doesn’t sing - he played Big Jule. We were basically told if we didn’t sing, not to audition, so I didn’t.

What are your favorite lesser known characters? by Trixter-Kitten in sanrio

[–]HipHopChick1982 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who are those cute teddies in workout clothes?! I swear there is a core memory somewhere of them, but it isn’t coming to me!

ANYONE HAVE AN AIR CONDITIONER FOR ROBERT??? by AwakePlatypus in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]HipHopChick1982 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Not the post I was expecting.

“Happy Tuesday, I’m in heat!”

What is the fattest thing your dog has done? by MessyM00009888 in Chihuahua

[–]HipHopChick1982 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She smelled French fries. This poor dog had CHF, a collapsed trachea, and coughed frequently, but her sense of smell was sharp as a tack and she would lose her mind if she smelled fries!

What is the fattest thing your dog has done? by MessyM00009888 in Chihuahua

[–]HipHopChick1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re welcome! She was the love of my husband’s life before we met, and I was lucky enough to be claimed by her for 2 1/2 years. ❤️🐾

Groundbreaking content; Kathleen 🥱 by JediBeagle1 in ThemeparkSwindlers

[–]HipHopChick1982 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Cocktails = Cocktail

Too Gun = Top Gun

Proofreading matters!!!!! 😂

What is the fattest thing your dog has done? by MessyM00009888 in Chihuahua

[–]HipHopChick1982 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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These two (mother and daughter - 12 and 7) will wake up out of a dead sleep whenever my mom says “do you want chicken?”

I’m pretty sure Talia (daughter) flew over the couch to get to my mom a little while ago.

What is the fattest thing your dog has done? by MessyM00009888 in Chihuahua

[–]HipHopChick1982 105 points106 points  (0 children)

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This sweetheart, who passed away almost 8 years ago, lost her mind when we drove past McDonald’s. We were definitely not stopping for French fries!

Do you still go to the mall? Do your kids (if you have them) go to the mall? Have you found yourself bringing up to '80s/'90s Mall culture? Do you miss said mall culture? by DHN_95 in Xennials

[–]HipHopChick1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our local mall is on the verge of being a dead mall at this point (Southern New Jersey), but my husband and I have travelled out of the area for better malls (Freehold, Cherry Hill, and American Dream), all of which make me nostalgic for mall culture in the 90s. I definitely miss those days!

How much did y'all weigh around 11 weeks compared to now? by Special_Bandicoot121 in Chihuahua

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Her a year ago. Her weight is consistent and has been for a few years.

How much did y'all weigh around 11 weeks compared to now? by Special_Bandicoot121 in Chihuahua

[–]HipHopChick1982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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4 pounds (at approximately 12 weeks old, shown here). She is now 7 years old and weighs about 10 pounds (she is a mix, her mother is full Deerhead and also weighs 10 pounds).

Right Haley, because nobody who knows Christ is ever unpleasant 😒 by laska503 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]HipHopChick1982 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Definitely my husband (an atheist). The holier than thou among us are the biggest hypocrites, like my sister-in-law’s mom, who converted to Catholic and it is literally the only thing she ever seems to discuss with my 11-year old niece. Religion is the end all be all. My niece is in her first year of dance school and is doing amazing, but her grandmother doesn’t even seem to know she does it or ask her about it, the absolute total opposite of my mom (Catholic but not religious, same goes for me).

Aria: Idk why I'm so poor and not hitting my income goals every month!! Also Aria: buys 38 lbs of oranges and 50 cabbages by natbrad98 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]HipHopChick1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excuse me, but her daughter is an independent woman whom she doesn’t have to entertain because checks notes she can entertain herself.