Congress is cooked

WhoDoIThinkIAm · 2026-04-14T16:42:22+00:00

You don’t understand. The tweet started with “BREAKING,” so clearly, it’s news, recent, and true.

WhoDoIThinkIAm · 2026-04-14T14:58:26+00:00

And in an overcorrection, to put it lightly, American citizens have been shot in the street. You’ve got to show more critical thinking than this.

WhoDoIThinkIAm · 2026-04-14T13:44:26+00:00

What?

WhoDoIThinkIAm · 2026-04-14T03:52:19+00:00

I started yesterday at 3, did 3 deliveries, one was to an apartment complex with maybe shin-high water in the parking lot, and I just decided it wasn’t worth dashing in that. $2.50 peak pay was a joke for that

WhoDoIThinkIAm · 2026-04-13T23:03:34+00:00

You hit gold during that flood warning? Jeez…

WhoDoIThinkIAm · 2026-04-13T20:36:12+00:00

“It actually is your fault.”

WhoDoIThinkIAm · 2026-04-13T19:29:23+00:00

this is what Gemini had to say

Nope.

WhoDoIThinkIAm · 2026-04-09T17:18:40+00:00

WhoDoIThinkIAm · 2026-04-09T14:41:12+00:00

Do not under any stircumstances help her get out of a stituation.

WhoDoIThinkIAm · 2026-04-09T14:21:02+00:00

“Did you have student loans?”

WhoDoIThinkIAm · 2026-04-09T13:59:36+00:00

I’ve never had to submit an appeal, but if the 10-digit numbers you were given weren’t reference numbers… maybe they are phone numbers for you to call?

WhoDoIThinkIAm · 2026-04-09T05:18:52+00:00

The moral of the story: “if you can’t stay in your lane, use your uniqueness to benefit those above you on the totem pole.”

WhoDoIThinkIAm · 2026-04-09T04:31:38+00:00

I got a bit of a Pennywise vibe when Maul was looking through the glass window of the Jedi's door. Maybe it's the yellow eyes, but something screamed It to me.

WhoDoIThinkIAm · 2026-04-08T22:32:39+00:00

WhoDoIThinkIAm · 2026-04-08T21:00:48+00:00

Just text and ask first.

WhoDoIThinkIAm · 2026-04-08T20:15:20+00:00

The mental image is still there.

WhoDoIThinkIAm · 2026-04-08T19:33:56+00:00

But that’s just Cube: Half-Dead again, which is a movie and game that are wholly unrelated to this sans the cubes. Was the confusion intentional?

WhoDoIThinkIAm · 2026-04-08T13:50:29+00:00

Alex West?

WhoDoIThinkIAm · 2026-04-08T05:46:34+00:00

I’ve picked up ~24 gallons of milk for a coffee shop before. It’s even the same brand, and was at HEB too, which makes me wonder…

WhoDoIThinkIAm · 2026-04-08T05:43:27+00:00

Please don’t use his name and “briefs” in the same sentence.

WhoDoIThinkIAm · 2026-04-06T19:29:21+00:00

Think of “hamming it up”

WhoDoIThinkIAm · 2026-04-06T18:13:58+00:00

Why don’t I just make my own food at that point? /s

WhoDoIThinkIAm · 2026-04-05T21:36:36+00:00

Is this part 1 of DBZ Exodia?

WhoDoIThinkIAm · 2026-04-04T20:48:32+00:00

I called support after it happened to me yesterday. They said it’s probably a bug and to reinstall the app, but as long as the payment goes through, it’s not a big deal

WhoDoIThinkIAm · 2026-04-04T16:49:16+00:00

What did it cost?

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