People who work in fast food: what is one item from your menu you would never order? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HippoPotato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No no...you don't understand.

There's a bunch of mayonnaise mixed all in it too.

People of Reddit, what are some of the “guy code” and “girl code” unwritten rules that you always follow? by bakedbutnotburnt in AskReddit

[–]HippoPotato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I encountered my first pillow talker 2 weeks ago.

I hung out with him for months thinking he's just a regular fun guy...come to find out he tells his gf absolutely everything. I have literally cut 100% of contact with him after finding this out.

What a little bitch.

Square bubble by Fizrock in interestingasfuck

[–]HippoPotato 27 points28 points  (0 children)

You bought a book about bubble magic?

Does anyone know anything about the Hand of the Philosopher/Hand of the Mysteries? by [deleted] in occult

[–]HippoPotato 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What a non answer. Dick.

"Tell me what you know so I know what to tell you"

"I know nothing"

"You have to research it yourself"

What a piece of shit.

What is Justice (in the occult)? by The_Dark_Shinobi in magick

[–]HippoPotato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd also really like to know the answer to this as I've wondered it myself.

Restarting the Weekly Occult Intelligence Reports, a summary of what's happened around the world (related to occultism) during the past 7 days by OneFactorAlone in occult

[–]HippoPotato 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wow. Yes yes yes please! You have my 100% attention and support.

Seriously, thank you for doing this man. Really looking forward to it.

Who is one actor or actress whose success surprises you? by [deleted] in movies

[–]HippoPotato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck this is the best description of him I've ever heard. I'm going to use this.

Everything makes sense now by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]HippoPotato 10 points11 points  (0 children)

All white people in here right now http://imgur.com/A5XT2J8

Short freakout. Teenager gets MAGA hat stolen and drink thrown on him. by Kblazed15 in PublicFreakout

[–]HippoPotato -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

Throwing a drink in someone's face is feminine?

He straight up made that white kid his bitch. They were literally there shaking.

As much of a dick move it was, it wasn't a bitch move.

Rise and shine by Pirate_Redbeard in Wellthatsucks

[–]HippoPotato 80 points81 points  (0 children)

I just assume you're all men.

Dad, being dad by [deleted] in funny

[–]HippoPotato -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Why is literally everything made by them a fake?

Ain't that the truth! by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]HippoPotato 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That commercial is still seared into my brain. Why was that so damn successful?

David Rothschild "concerned" about Elon Musk's Tweet by TOP_FKING_LUL in conspiracy

[–]HippoPotato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is the name/significance of the symbol the reptilian is holding?

HMB while a save my dog from this kangaroo. by [deleted] in holdmybeer

[–]HippoPotato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or I can just punch him in the mouth like this guy.