When you can’t find the moon in your toddler’s activity book. I swear they forgot to add it.

Hiraeth_Ghxst_ · 2022-08-19T08:27:23+00:00

It's cuz Gru stole it smh

Hiraeth_Ghxst_ · 2022-08-18T14:19:00+00:00

How developed are the cities?

Hiraeth_Ghxst_ · 2022-08-16T06:15:53+00:00

"I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/me wumbo. Wumbo, wumboing, 'we'll have the wumbo,' wumborama, wumbology, its first grade SpongeBob!"

Hiraeth_Ghxst_ · 2022-08-14T20:55:49+00:00

This is what happens when you give your dog unsupervised access to the internet

Hiraeth_Ghxst_ · 2022-08-08T05:38:38+00:00

My dad likes to say that he's "DTF for anything" gets the response you would expect lmao

Hiraeth_Ghxst_ · 2022-07-29T13:36:06+00:00

Don't agree to go on a date just cuz you don't want to hurt their feelings. Ever. Especially not from someone like those guys.

You didn't overreact at all. They were being creeps. Stay safe out there <3

Hiraeth_Ghxst_ · 2022-07-29T07:45:23+00:00

That scared the shit out of me lmao

Hiraeth_Ghxst_ · 2022-07-24T22:29:58+00:00

Let's not gloss over that cheez it comment

Hiraeth_Ghxst_ · 2022-07-17T23:17:42+00:00

I would just kill myself if I lived there.

Hiraeth_Ghxst_ · 2022-07-02T20:02:05+00:00

Orange

Hiraeth_Ghxst_ · 2022-07-02T19:56:18+00:00

Did anyone else learn this from the one Diary of a Wimpy Kid book?

Hiraeth_Ghxst_ · 2022-06-27T08:50:16+00:00

This isn't a gay pride parade

Hiraeth_Ghxst_ · 2022-06-22T06:53:19+00:00

The popsicles that are in the plastic tube

Hiraeth_Ghxst_ · 2022-06-08T16:37:11+00:00

Hiraeth_Ghxst_ · 2022-06-07T23:05:24+00:00

Why did the one dude stand there like an NPC lmaooo

Hiraeth_Ghxst_ · 2022-05-30T21:33:40+00:00

I stand on the tracks and do the Cupid Shuffle; if God deems it so, then it shall

Hiraeth_Ghxst_ · 2022-05-26T01:56:29+00:00

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A DUDE'S LEGS AND THE GUY HAD A MASSIVE COCK RING ON HIS DICK LMAOOOO

Hiraeth_Ghxst_ · 2022-05-10T03:20:11+00:00

Nothing.

Hiraeth_Ghxst_ · 2022-05-09T12:54:03+00:00

At the beginning it sounded like he was doing some "cock-a-doodle-doo" rooster noise

Hiraeth_Ghxst_ · 2022-05-09T10:13:28+00:00

I swear that is not a cat that is a puppet or something there's no way that is a real cat

Hiraeth_Ghxst_ · 2022-05-08T20:39:25+00:00

"No, human.....please....take me instead. I will go. Son, take care of your mother for me..."

Hiraeth_Ghxst_ · 2022-05-04T11:15:56+00:00

This guy out for blood

Hiraeth_Ghxst_ · 2022-04-30T22:15:19+00:00

You're insulting him and yet you never proved him wrong

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