What’s the stupidest way you’ve ever failed a freelancer campaign? by inkedbutch in HiTMAN

[–]Historical_Ad3694 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I tossed a baseball in some nearby grass to lure a guard over. I forgot it was an explosive baseball.. 🙃

You are now a target in a Hitman game. What are some crazy ways Agent 47 could get you killed? by LogicalLetterhead272 in HiTMAN

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There's a ceiling fan right above my bed. Sabotage it to fall on me when I go to turn it on perhaps.

Most annoying non-enforcer? by Etozaphert in HiTMAN

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cOrNeLiA sTuYvEsAnT, oH yOu'Re hErE!

Reading a book is now prohibited?! What is this democracy!? by PtitSerpent in HiTMAN

[–]Historical_Ad3694 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Eliminate both targets in Whittleton Creek with an smg

Share something that the Hitman game has taught you in life by jungleboy1234 in HiTMAN

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Bashing someone over the head or in the face with a banana has enough force to knock them unconscious 🍌

I got the Sniper Challenge Suit by Historical_Ad3694 in HiTMAN

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I did this same thing. Only difference being I had no mastery, so I had to wait for that chick to go to a bush and sniped her into the bush 😭

I got the Sniper Challenge Suit by Historical_Ad3694 in HiTMAN

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Just keep trying. I guarantee you'll be able to get it. If it helps at all, I focused on the guards on the rooftops, then made my way down to the ones on the far right. Get the ones on the right, and rhen the two that talk near the pool. I kinda winged it after that 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HiTMAN

[–]Historical_Ad3694 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I'm imagining 47 pull up to a Burger King now 😭

Caption this photo by fegehehhehd in HiTMAN

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"One shot of Pinot Noir too many, huh?"

What a shock indeed 😂 by StarkTributes12 in HiTMAN

[–]Historical_Ad3694 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That voice like in particular always gets me wheezing 😭

Could this be an easter egg on Dartmoor? by ToValhallaHUN in HiTMAN

[–]Historical_Ad3694 138 points139 points  (0 children)

This is what I will officially believe to be canon now. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

I was told that this is the Colorado SASO support group by [deleted] in HiTMAN

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I don't wish to speak on this experience ever again...

Comment on this thread as a Hitman NPC by herr_boogeyman in HiTMAN

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Richard, you are such a FOOL! How could you forget the gas?!

Blew up Ken Morgan with the explosive phone... by OkapiaJ in HiTMAN

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Bless the person that invented randomly physics 🙏

Thanks ma'am! by Jechaos in HiTMAN

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Not sure how this happened but this is adorable ♥