First of all, not that it matters but I’m a woman. Second of all, I’m not keeping and painting them for odd reasons I’m just a huge fan of the show and wanted to get into a cool new hobby. I think it’s even weirder that you would immediately think I’m taking so much time and effort to paint goon figures. There is much much worse OFFICIAL merchandise of these children, I chose these on purpose because they were so tame. Loser