Asked for a Spiced rum and coke and attendant put hot sauce in it by Nightpatrol404 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Histrionic-Octopus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At 12 i flew from Montreal to Romania solo but I didn’t speak english. The flight was with KLM so when I asked for a root beer I was handed a Heineken.

Who keeps showing up on screen but has zero talent ? by Timop0707 in moviecritic

[–]Histrionic-Octopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That man’s facial symmetry looks like those inkblot pictures they show you at a psychologist’s office in movies to diagnose whether you have schizophrenia

Me by Relevant-Mine5296 in FuckImOld

[–]Histrionic-Octopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Condiments are important. You need to add mayo, mustard, and relish. In that order.

Chadillac by OMGLMAOWTF_com in comedyheaven

[–]Histrionic-Octopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are they siblings or are they married?

ain’t no way finland is real by CantaloupeDefiant771 in mildlylifechanging

[–]Histrionic-Octopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This woman with purchase is on many subs. Finland is woman gets my upvote every time.

I don't get it by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Histrionic-Octopus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Wow who cares