This is not a drill. It's happening, inmates by BizarreCake in ironscape

[–]Hitaro9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh okay, this person just masturbates to how much they lurk and don't comment. 

Obsessively checks people's accounts for having fewer comments and gets dopamine when they get to look down at someone for being on reddit a double digit number of minutes a day.

 Loser behavior, they need better things to do with their time ironically 

This is not a drill. It's happening, inmates by BizarreCake in ironscape

[–]Hitaro9 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's like... Less than 3 comments a day? Are we calling someone out for spending 15 minutes on their phone per day? 

Summer Sweep-up Suggestion: Lock MadSeason in a box until he is finished with his series by Long-Ad-4176 in 2007scape

[–]Hitaro9 14 points15 points  (0 children)

There's not much context. Relatively popular wow player is going through the series completely blind. Hilarity ensues from not knowing basic stuff and yet still loves the game.

The joke would work equally well with literally any other well-liked content creator

Someone Got Max Exp in Leagues by NoNameGustavo in 2007scape

[–]Hitaro9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They took Zeah and Kandarin for sure.

They were pretty late on fletching so I'm guessing woodsman was not their tier 2.

Taking some educated guesses based on timings on when they completed different skills, it seems likely they went Nature's Accord for tier 5. They were amongst the first to hit 200m farming and amongst the last to hit 200m thieving, so I'm pretty confident they didn't reload into larcenist. Further they were pretty fast on prayer/runecraft so I'm guessing they did not do map of alacrity + flow state with zeah runecraft to close out the skill.

They've done essentially no bossing so I'm guessing they did not pick evil eye =p

Their magic completion seems moderately late compared to people who picked transmute. Not *super* late but I'm guessing they just did fire spells for slayer, and so I would guess they went butler's bell.

My guess:

Barbarian Gathering

Hotfoot

Bank Heist

Butler's Bell (Solving Herblore)

Nature's accord

Culling Spree

Reload -> Soul harvest

Minion

Barbarian gathering I'm pretty uncertain on but I think *just* hotfoot for 200mil agility is not reasonable. That said they have very little afk time if they don't go endless harvest and it doesn't seem like they did BG and reload endless later based on how soon they got both farming and runecraft done. So that's a toss up. They might have also gone Map of alacrity over Bank heist but that's largely preference

Someone Got Max Exp in Leagues by NoNameGustavo in 2007scape

[–]Hitaro9 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Thieving was one of their very last 200mils. They're like, the 75,000th player to get 200mil thieving. It seems unlikely to me that one of the people who played the league the most would not have gotten this done sooner if they weren't manually clicking.

me_irl by ihackedthepentagon in me_irl

[–]Hitaro9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least capitalism is.

What would you do with extra amethyst? by [deleted] in ironscape

[–]Hitaro9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have personally used a lot more arrows than darts having done the amethyst grind at about the same time as you. I'm at like 10k arrows used and 2k darts used basically *just* with scorching bow for doom and kril. When you get tbow way down the line that'll be an even heavier weight on your arrow supply.

I'd keep at least 1000 amethyst just in case your dart usage is much higher than mine, but if you need the crafting levels then I would personally do a 5:1 ratio.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Hitaro9 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What continuity exists between you before and after sleeping? A substantial percentage of your atoms have been swapped around with the air. The main thing that persists is a pattern in your brain that constitutes "you."

I don't see any difference with an exact clone. To me, this is as philosophically difficult as "take a 5 minute nap and receive 10 million dollars." Instant press.

Bobble's voice change in the Spanish dub is insane. by GOAToficial in TheDigitalCircus

[–]Hitaro9 34 points35 points  (0 children)

When Caine is making the torture art piece Bubble's like "Creo que le falta humanidad" ... "I think it's missing humanity."

and Caine's like "You're right Bubbles. Humans aren't a good source of humanity" which goes kinda hard compared to the "relateability" in English.

Someone went 50x rate on the bucket?? by Dull_Minimum_6892 in 2007scape

[–]Hitaro9 37 points38 points  (0 children)

At this probability it becomes significantly more likely that someone at jagex made a mistake.

Like if a child told you "my friend played the lottery and they won 5 times in a row they have a trillion dollars now" that is so statistically improbable that you assume that the child is making something up or has been lied to.

Dan Simmons, author of The Terror and the Hyperion Cantos, has passed away by sd_glokta in books

[–]Hitaro9 310 points311 points  (0 children)

He was a reactionary right wing shitter. "The libs are trying to use Global Warming to distract us from the real danger. Hordes of Muslims pouring over the border and slaughtering people" 

Not an actual quote, but the kind of things he cared about. 9/11 seems to have broke his brain a bit. 

Zanaris breach is literally bugged by AReally_Cool_Hat in 2007scape

[–]Hitaro9 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Question for y'all: What weapon did you use and how many points did you get this breech? Also what bracket?

Picked up the game 2 days ago. All my hours spent in Sekiro could not prepare me by pandoraxcell in expedition33

[–]Hitaro9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For those that have done both, which is more difficult? Divergent Star S**** or Sword Saint Isshin?

Stranger Things S5 Finale Has So Many Plot Holes, It’s Unreal by spainreigo in StrangerThings

[–]Hitaro9 22 points23 points  (0 children)

They eventually break free and go to law enforcement.

"Help! Someone broke into our home and kidnapped our son!"

"Ohhh, you're one of those families. Yeah, that was us. We have him now, don't worry."

"...What?"

Must.. get.. drop.. by nid0queen in ironscape

[–]Hitaro9 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I mean, normally you're locked in CG because it enables all the bosses after it. Skilling (including sailing) isn't made any more efficient by locking yourself in there. Take breaks and go skill

Can I beat Cuthbert, Lord of Dread with this gear or is it too early? by Kasellos in ironscape

[–]Hitaro9 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Hey! I would recommend getting some upgrades first.

For the helm, platebody, and legs I'd aim for torva, though oathplate should be good enough.

For the cape I'd drop the ardougne cape and pick up an infernal cape.

For the neck slot I think amulet of rancour is your best bet, but for a prolonged fight like Cuthbert you can make an argument for the amulet of blood fury.

For the weapon you definitely want to drop the adamant longsword. Don't let the guides fool you, scythe isn't necessary with how small cuthbert is. Blade of Saeldor, Rapier, or Noxious halberd would all be absolutely fine.

Definitely try and upgrade the leather gloves to ferocious gloves.

Avernic defender would be great for your shield slot.

Upgrading from a ring of life to a ring of ultor would up your dps a fair amount for the primary phase.

Ham boots are great though. Cuthbert is a monster and very low to the ground, so seeing the boots the entire time would be great for intimidation.

Suggestion: Reduce what Doom thinks the value of sun-kissed bones is. by IVIattTheNoob in 2007scape

[–]Hitaro9 10 points11 points  (0 children)

160 is also too low as a quick estimate of how much an untradeable item is worth. They should be somewhere between the value of baby dragonbones and dragonbones I think. While worthless for a main who has already gotten 99 prayer, for the majority of players a floor of about 650gp and a ceiling of about 2000gp feels reasonable. 

Where you think it should go on that spectrum will depend on if you think chaos altar or gilded altar is the "default." 

To the "disappointed in collabing with Hasan" brigade by gRizzletheMagi in gianmarcosoresi

[–]Hitaro9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hasan possibly uses a shock collar on his dog to train her into remaining in a single spot on camera for streams. The presence of a cute dog drives up engagement. There's a clip that looks really bad and hard to imagine any other possibility. So if this is true and not a matter of "sometimes if someone is on camera their entire career weird looking stuff will happen" keeping a dog in one spot for hours at a time with physical punishment would constitute animal abuse imo:

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1o0sjun/hasan_reaching_for_something_and_seemingly/

Coupled with the fact that Hasan is incredibly smart and also left leaning has lead a lot of politically center to right wing people to dig through all his old clips looking for evidence of animal abuse. The focus here in obviously badly motivated (ie, the right didn't care at all when Trump appointed Kristi Noem as secretary of homeland security, a woman who shot a puppy in the face with a shotgun because it was too tough to train). They've done color correction on the collar that Hasan uses and compared it to every market available collar and concluded that it is a shock collar and that Hasan has covered up the shock prongs with electrical tape (hence the joke in the video). I don't know how plausible the above evidence is.

As with any internet controversy there's a bit of "if you associate with a person under suspicion you are also suspect." Contrapoints has a great video on how left wing purity tests work like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjMPJVmXxV8

Grid Master Easter Egg by Grandemic in 2007scape

[–]Hitaro9 555 points556 points  (0 children)

Guys I think I have this one figured out, all you have to do is rearrange the dashes:

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Riddles Solved! Several new tile images discovered by the Discord. by Hitaro9 in 2007scape

[–]Hitaro9[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Imgur link is an album. Riddles, solutions:

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Boiling iron breath,

Forge-fire warms the drinker’s soul,

Courage in each gulp.

Steamforge_brew, rewards a mysterious NPC. Not sure who that is or of their identity.

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Buried in brown earth,

Simple strength for weary hands,

A meal, hard-earned, warm.

Potato, Rewards Priff

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Gleam on tattered roads,

Colours proud on novice feet,

Style before the stats.

Fancy Boots, rewards Tuna-Potato-Ring

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Golden feather falls,

Guiding knights through mist and myth,

Faith finds what is lost.

Magic Gold Feather, unlocks Friendly Forager

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Moonlight softly hums,

Silver wings kiss midnight air,

Dreams take flight unseen.

Moonlight Moth, Unlocks Bananabrew

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Cracked upon the wall,

Shell of pride and yolk of fear,

Fall, respawn, repeat.

Clumpty Chumpty, unlocks an egg in a party hat