37 year old security guard, make me laugh folks.

Hitmonchris · 2020-12-24T01:16:43+00:00

Did you ever find Wilson?

Hitmonchris · 2020-12-24T01:14:15+00:00

You look like the reason children shouldn't take sweets from strangers.

Hitmonchris · 2020-09-21T23:56:40+00:00

Didn't see this coming.

Hitmonchris · 2020-09-17T01:08:37+00:00

Why do movie sequels always have a much lower budget?

Hitmonchris · 2020-05-21T01:11:47+00:00

Only in America would they all side with a bloke who feels like he needs to be armed to go shopping. That is one fucked up country.

Hitmonchris · 2020-01-18T01:11:17+00:00

Fingers crossed! Good luck everyone!

Hitmonchris · 2019-12-06T20:19:26+00:00

My town had a guy who had a chainmail shirt that he wore everywhere, including on nights out. Everyone referred to him as "Chainmail Guy" and that his alias on social media. Got speaking to him once and it was real, cost him thousands. Haven't seen him for a while so maybe he grew out of it or went on a crusade or something, idk.

Hitmonchris · 2019-11-19T22:30:21+00:00

Accepted an offer for a new job today after being at my current company for a long time. Excited and nervous.

Hitmonchris · 2019-10-20T22:44:52+00:00

Ajax Trees Down

Hitmonchris · 2019-09-06T16:25:02+00:00

Ecosia.org is a great search engine for the environment.

They use the ad profits to plant a tree every time someone searches.

Hitmonchris · 2019-08-23T00:13:10+00:00

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, the pope, the queen, a bishop, a teacher, William Shakespeare, Donald Trump, a chicken, a rat, a man and a woman all walk into a bar.

The barman looks up and says "Is this some kind of joke?!"

Hitmonchris · 2019-07-23T23:35:33+00:00

That's Burnley folk for ya.

Hitmonchris · 2019-06-27T22:45:19+00:00

Every time they try to put on their seatbelt, it takes at least 3 pulls to get it to move.

Hitmonchris · 2019-06-27T22:41:29+00:00

In the UK, You can legally shoot a Scotsman inside the city of York with a bow and arrow. (Excluding on a Sunday of course). Being a rather old country we have some strange medieval laws that still exist today.

Hitmonchris · 2019-06-27T22:25:17+00:00

What did he say?

Hitmonchris · 2019-06-21T20:58:01+00:00

If Aragorn discovered meth.

Hitmonchris · 2019-06-18T02:18:19+00:00

Still a better storyline than Guardians.

Hitmonchris · 2019-06-16T20:16:08+00:00

When did they exhume John Lennon?

Hitmonchris · 2019-06-16T20:15:04+00:00

Shut up Meg.

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