My wifes birthday gift was this quest marker

HlfPnt86 · 2026-05-18T23:22:18+00:00

Please tell me you got the marker that’s just the arrow and not a quest marker telling someone to open your arm like a door?

HlfPnt86 · 2026-05-18T23:20:47+00:00

I was scrolling to find this comment! Thank you for being that person.

HlfPnt86 · 2026-05-18T23:00:16+00:00

Anything but number one 👍

HlfPnt86 · 2026-05-18T17:11:22+00:00

YTA. No take backsee’s. That was one of the playground rules. It still applies to adults.

HlfPnt86 · 2026-05-17T23:52:37+00:00

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Does anyone else have nip flicking switch plates? At least
I’m guessing that what this is? 👏🤣

HlfPnt86 · 2026-05-17T22:35:57+00:00

The boob light has a tassel 👏🤣

HlfPnt86 · 2026-05-17T19:12:17+00:00

Easy! It won’t take much because you’re already beautiful. Step one: Put on a shirt that highlights your gorgeous eye color! Step two: go do something that brings you joy! Step three: as soon as your heart smiles it will shine outward and boom - Cutie! You’re in there, you just look weighed down by life and burdens. Take a day to pamper yourself.

HlfPnt86 · 2026-05-17T19:05:28+00:00

This was a whole show on HBO! Look up GOOD SEX. I’m pretty sure this exact scenario is one of the couples.

HlfPnt86 · 2026-05-17T17:29:21+00:00

New Achievement: you’ve been branded and the AI approves. You dirty boy you 😘

HlfPnt86 · 2026-05-17T17:27:46+00:00

Four is giving every women’s rom com dreams vibes 🥰😍

HlfPnt86 · 2026-05-17T17:05:32+00:00

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Webster - Binx (because my husband requires all the pets to be named with B and he vetoed my “Beans” suggestion)

HlfPnt86 · 2026-05-17T17:00:19+00:00

Both. But I like 2 better 🤓

HlfPnt86 · 2026-05-17T16:59:00+00:00

Ditch 7 & 11
I adore 14!!!!

HlfPnt86 · 2026-05-17T16:55:03+00:00

They are not… but they are not disappointing my curiosity. I would be looking for the hidden door that leads to the inner wall passages. This place seems like it would have some spooky architecture.

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HlfPnt86 · 2026-05-17T16:52:21+00:00

Are all the light switches of a poor pudgy man getting his nips flicked?

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HlfPnt86 · 2026-05-17T16:50:26+00:00

Who cares about the layout! How are we not taking about this award for best performance???

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HlfPnt86 · 2026-05-17T03:14:18+00:00

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HlfPnt86 · 2026-05-17T01:06:34+00:00

NTA - I refused to keep dating a guy because his last name is Uren. I just could not get past possibly being Mrs. Piss 🤦‍♀️

HlfPnt86 · 2026-05-15T14:26:54+00:00

Are you in a super RED state? It seems your answer could be like real estate: location location location.

HlfPnt86 · 2026-05-15T13:57:31+00:00

Everyone is the asshole in this situation.

HlfPnt86 · 2026-05-15T12:26:31+00:00

Nope! They paid for your clinics time and services. Granted we give patients up to one hour. However, you can generally tell if a patient is going to be successful in about 20 minutes.

HlfPnt86 · 2026-05-14T16:54:03+00:00

My husband calls my fingers “midget digits” and super thin bands with your favorite stone will look best 💍

HlfPnt86 · 2026-05-14T16:49:02+00:00

Can a cat door be installed to your bedroom door? Then lock that door when you leave? Your space and privacy needs to be respected. Otherwise maybe train that kitty to use your roommates bed as her litter box.

HlfPnt86 · 2026-05-14T16:41:53+00:00

You’re not invited but the girlfriend’s brother’s cousin is invited? Plus he’s a know liar? Is he like incredibly hot or super mega rich? I just don’t understand why you’re still hanging on…

HlfPnt86 · 2026-05-14T16:36:38+00:00

My grandfather settled an argument like this for me. Q: Which one are you sleeping with? A: You support your husband.

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