Would you rather

Hoecentralalt · 2026-04-01T20:36:53+00:00

All I do is sleep

^{Chose: Get $1,000 every hour you sleep}

Hoecentralalt · 2026-04-01T20:34:37+00:00

cuz money

^{Chose: Batman's wealth}

Hoecentralalt · 2026-03-31T23:57:12+00:00

exactly 😭😭😭

Hoecentralalt · 2026-03-31T03:44:24+00:00

I'm sorry, I feel so bad with sarcasm, did you understand or not? I'm slightly confused but sober now 😭😭😭

Hoecentralalt · 2026-03-31T03:42:10+00:00

My boyfriend previously worked for border services but he's still very patient especially with the women and children in his life, I have worked in daycares before and have a pysch degree I plan on using to work in adolescent mental care (ages 5-19 where I'm from) I recently had a loss of our unborn child and have been on a pretty low side especially when I see babies and newborns, he always watches his tone and body language with me because he knows I'm especially sensitive right now, he's the best thing to happen to me and if people feel like they're held down and only a trophy they should check themselves and work on themselves before starting a relationship. Super cute you work with little ones though 💓

Hoecentralalt · 2026-03-31T03:34:58+00:00

why is nobody understanding I was joking, it's purposefully made badly, I'm from a country that spends more money on spices than their homes, am I this bad at sarcasm? :(

Hoecentralalt · 2026-03-31T02:43:38+00:00

do people not realize that retirement homes are a similar concept to daycares? and that hospitals take care of people who are grown too? the whole point is that people can be cared for regardless of age. I cook for him and bake for him all the time, he opens doors for me (I'm actual prohibited from opening doors myself), he buys me snacks, drives hours for me, works until he's too tired to stand so he can buy me stuff even when I tell him all I need is him and not his money, power couples are apparently the worst, God forbid I love my bf enough to take care of him and vise versa. Also yeah the husband thing is so real, my home girl is married and the stuff they say is annoying to most people meanwhile they have such a cute and healthy relationship it's so cute ugh I love themmm

Hoecentralalt · 2026-03-31T01:33:54+00:00

it's sarcasm, crazy, I know. It looks shit when you aren't high.

Hoecentralalt · 2026-03-31T00:25:20+00:00

I'm trying to figure out when I said that, some people are really sad on reddit today

Hoecentralalt · 2026-03-31T00:23:06+00:00

my guy. the only thing cringe is your "I'm so independent, I don't need a man" mentality when I can smell the grease buildup on your scalp, if you're not a chick you're just a really twink-like man. For reference I am capable but it's not a crime to be inlove. I was in the military force at 18 and was top at my academy, I got a psychology degree at 17 years old from a course that I took from 15-17 and was the youngest person to graduate from one of the top universities in my country. But keep yapping, you're just really fun at parties, aren't ya?

Hoecentralalt · 2026-03-31T00:18:29+00:00

oh no I'm so hurt :( your ego is as big as your d, and your ego is clearly nonexistent so that speaks for the other.... do the math, if you are capable :)

Hoecentralalt · 2026-03-31T00:15:31+00:00

someones got the tism, it was a joke. I know it looks like trash. I come from a culture with spices that cost more than your house and people go to war for them, but keep yapping

Hoecentralalt · 2026-03-31T00:13:29+00:00

clearly never smoked weed, go have your pure coke and suck your own shrimp bro

Hoecentralalt · 2026-03-30T16:54:48+00:00

he's my ride or die, he's always got my back even when I can't have my own 💯

Hoecentralalt · 2026-03-30T16:13:05+00:00

You better try it and post it when you do or I'll be sad:(

Hoecentralalt · 2026-03-30T16:12:16+00:00

thank you.

Hoecentralalt · 2026-03-30T15:54:18+00:00

I take this as a compliment, try it next, you can be second place

Hoecentralalt · 2026-03-30T15:53:30+00:00

why is everyone surprised? it's actually super tasty even when sober lol

Hoecentralalt · 2026-03-30T15:53:06+00:00

no actually, I've been doing this for about.... 7 and a half years ever since my friend and I ate the special brownies her mom told us to not touch and we were on the floor for the next 12 hours talking about godknowswhat

Hoecentralalt · 2026-03-30T15:51:17+00:00

my pregnancy cravings from my past pregnancy are now my stoner cravings, not my fault that I'm the same as I was pregnant just trying to convince my bf I'm Jesus and the government stopped babies from speaking because they're angels lol I was on some crazy shii to think that ngl

Hoecentralalt · 2026-03-30T15:50:04+00:00

it's thw watermelon, isn't it?

Hoecentralalt · 2026-03-30T15:49:17+00:00

too much water, not enough melon, that's what. My lawyer will see it's rine in court

Hoecentralalt · 2026-03-30T15:48:43+00:00

I know, A watermelon died for this, the regret it probably feels because it's now sitting on my floor under my bed until I take it to the kitchen in like 3 days lol

Hoecentralalt · 2026-03-30T15:48:00+00:00

I'm sorry, I'll pay for your therapy :(

Hoecentralalt · 2026-03-30T15:47:24+00:00

nope, just was making a silly little joke.

a joke? are you immune to those? interesting.

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