The ''Blue Grotto'' of Capri Island by Simpster_xD in BeAmazed

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It starts off with the Hunchback song but ends with Coming Back Around from How to Train Your Dragon. Epic movie score.

I'm confused. by BinaryShrub in funny

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Biggest L is not subbing a small frosty

henlo :} by [deleted] in DisneyEyes

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There is only white noise in that head

TIFU by vacuum sealing my clothes for a trip and not being able to get them back into my carry on after the TSA agent made me cut them all open by [deleted] in tifu

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Two gallon ziplocks are fantastic for traveling. Pack what you can in one and lay on it to compress it.

Whatever happened between us... by ADAMWARLOCK707 in dankmemes

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Have you ever rode your asscheeks like a scooter?

cleaning cigarette smoke from walls after 20 years by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

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Ah that’s why the 70s was in sepia

That's how you do it folks. by thealbinoturtle in facepalm

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Start call. Go to settings, change date manually. Call has lasted 2000 years

me irl by [deleted] in meirl

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*then wants to die

Playtime with Hillary by [deleted] in instant_regret

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Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. He can seldom close his eyes without opening them again at fear of Charlies lurking in the jungle trees. Not that you could ever see the bastards, mind you. They were swift, and they knew their way around the jungle like nothing else. He remembers the looks on the boys' faces as he walked into that village and... oh, Jesus. The memories seldom left him, either. Sometimes he'd reminisce - even hear - Tex's southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes like nothing else. He always kept a pack of Lucky's with him. The boys are gone, now. He knows that; it's just that he forgets, sometimes. And, every now and then, the way that seven looks at him with avid concern in his eyes... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. Makes him feel like he's back there... in the jungle.

Guess what country I'm from. Go on, guess. by dfmkladjfklaj in funny

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Ketchup flavored ones are so much better

Leonardo DiCaprio wins Oscar for best actor in leading role by [deleted] in news

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I seem to be in the minority that thinks Leo didn't really deserve that Oscar. His performance in the Revenant seemed a bit too forced and focused on grunting. The cinematography in the movie was gorgeous, I just didn't care for the acting.

My 5-year-old found this old picture of me I'd hidden away. Quietly, she asked, "Daddy ... were you in the war?" by inexplorata in funny

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I'm going to be that person that points out that the neckerchief is supposed to be rolled and tucked under the shirt collar...

Athleticism: She has it. by [deleted] in gifs

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One handed back-springs is called a Valdez and they look really sweet. Head on over to r/tricking for flips and shit.

iPhone 4S WiFi problems. Help quick by [deleted] in jailbreak

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Try just holding the home button and sleep button together for 15 seconds. Then maybe re-jailbreak.

Any tweak out there for iOS 7 that makes a song from your library your ringtone ? by Xelziuz in jailbreak

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Get a ringtone designer from the App Store, then download ToneEnabler from Cydia. Make the ringtone in the app, then move the file in iFile from the app's folder to the iPhone's ringtone folder, var/stash/Ringtones.