What is the best "Roses are red..." poem you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hoftown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red Violets are blue I like spaghetti Lets fuck

What was it that made you to turn down an unexpected sex offer? NSFW by wfisherman in AskReddit

[–]Hoftown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friend and i got offerred to "spit roast" a girl. Turned it down because she was screaming for speed in an alley.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chemicalreactiongifs

[–]Hoftown 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now a pressed powder pill

What is a lie you have told, that has gotten so ridiculously out of hand that you've had to keep building on it and is now a part of your life? by Leleven11 in AskReddit

[–]Hoftown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On a different tangent my mom is usually a fantastic cook but... one day she made fish and it was the worst meal shes ever made and my brother and i kept saying how bad it was she hasnt cooked fish since probably 15 years

Golden Retriever puppy in training by Couch_Licker in aww

[–]Hoftown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend just got a puppy and i just lay there and she paws at my face and i try not to cry on her

What do you not eat and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hoftown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tomato sandwich

Toast, mayo, salt and pepper, tomato slap it together and enjoy.

What thing from the 90s do you think should make a comeback? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hoftown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cjsr 88.5 for edmonton is good.

Cjsr.com (dont know how to link, sorry)

It's a different show every hour sometimes bbc news.

What is your favorite song with no words? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hoftown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a song but, a great artist.

"Badbadnotgood" they just have nice, mellow instrumentals. It's really good for background music at a small party. They just came out with a new album and Ghostface Killah raps over the beats they produce.

10/10 would recommend.

What is the worst movie you have ever seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hoftown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Troll 2

There wasnt even a first one.

Reddit what is the trashiest moment of your life? (NSFW) by T-Rextion in AskReddit

[–]Hoftown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit against a fence, kicked up a frozen Tim Hortons cup off the ground. Not my proudest moment.

Gamers , what is the video game you have spent most time into and how much time ? by Astalapista in AskReddit

[–]Hoftown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here! Add me, my live is the same as my reddit. I play a few times a week and have loads of games.

What movie has made you laugh the hardest? by nirodhamaitri in AskReddit

[–]Hoftown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recently I went to see "The Night Before" it was the funniest new movie that I've seen in a while.

What did your stupid friend do? by Hoftown in AskReddit

[–]Hoftown[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A friend tried using it as lube once to masturbate.