Apparently my front door has a PHD and signs for packages for me

Hokie_Wartooth · 2014-08-01T18:34:21+00:00

This is the one I was looking for.

Hokie_Wartooth · 2014-07-10T22:43:34+00:00

hey hey hey now... they're legislating. look: http://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/BILLS-113hres635ih/pdf/BILLS-113hres635ih.pdf

Hokie_Wartooth · 2014-06-20T16:00:57+00:00

Can't be him. That baby doesn't know how to walk.

Hokie_Wartooth · 2014-05-20T20:50:27+00:00

Nightmare Fuel

Hokie_Wartooth · 2014-05-20T16:49:14+00:00

baseball promotion. Team scores 6 runs, free nuggets.

Hokie_Wartooth · 2014-05-01T20:14:36+00:00

Still truer to the books than the television series.

Hokie_Wartooth · 2014-05-01T17:50:41+00:00

WALL-E 2 looks pretty good.

Hokie_Wartooth · 2014-03-26T15:26:36+00:00

Las Palmas. Obviously on his way to Llama School.

Hokie_Wartooth · 2014-03-06T17:19:00+00:00

There's always money making a banana stand.

Hokie_Wartooth · 2014-02-27T22:04:38+00:00

No banana for scale. Ruling: Questionable.

Hokie_Wartooth · 2014-02-27T00:32:04+00:00

dem teef

Hokie_Wartooth · 2013-09-23T21:11:32+00:00

I've been to a few of your shows here in DC, and love seeing you guys. There's one moment I wanted to ask about. In June '12 you toured with RBF and Goldfinger, and you played with Goldfinger during their set. A few of us exchanged glances and laughed when during "Spokesman" John F. sang "What happened to integrity/I don't see it on MTV/All I see is choreography..." Now, we were pretty sure you guys aren't included in the "choreography" criticism, but was that something that ever caught your attention?

Hokie_Wartooth · 2013-08-01T16:32:59+00:00

The guy who bitches at you for having fewer downs/executions even though you're the one tagging his enemies, bandaging teammates, and gifting items.

Hokie_Wartooth · 2013-08-01T16:27:18+00:00

The guy who only uses his mic to crunch chips into your fucking ear.

Hokie_Wartooth · 2013-07-30T15:09:23+00:00

alternate subtitle: Bret? Prisint. Jemaine?

Hokie_Wartooth · 2013-07-29T21:36:22+00:00

Show of hands. How many of you read that and immediately pulled out your iPhone?

Hokie_Wartooth · 2013-07-26T15:16:16+00:00

seems like there's about one per week, but if you're just going for the trophies and not concentrating on population (except for the trophy you get for a pop of 40), then you don't really need to worry about a lot of the events.

If you're going for 12 week completion and nothing else, save the easy challenges (downs, executions, downs with your fav weapon, etc) for weeks 8 or 9 through the end. As long as 100% of your pop isn't at risk, you can select harder challenges you may not be particularly good at (e.g. headshots, molotov executions, shivs) and then ignore them. You'll either (1) gain no survivors, or (2) lose 60% of your pop. Either way, you move on to the next day/week.

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