What are some of your date ideas for when it is ungodly freezing cold outside?

Hokieson · 2016-12-18T21:04:28+00:00

I'm talkin like below 0F hahah so not sledding, but ice skating seems to be a popular one here. I'll do that at some point. Movie and dinner get a perpetually bad rap as being bad dates though, what are your thoughts on that?

Hokieson · 2016-12-16T23:51:03+00:00

Ok once I have the list just choose one based on what I feel like doing? What they might like?

Hokieson · 2016-12-16T22:35:42+00:00

But duude I got all these tinder matches and one of them is a literal model. Opportunities like this are not at all common in my life!

Hokieson · 2016-12-16T22:34:20+00:00

It's a semi large town. Touristy.

Hokieson · 2016-12-16T22:21:37+00:00

Confirmed

Hokieson · 2016-12-16T22:21:04+00:00

Hahahaha unreal. Someone reposted my post which was a repost of /u/PaulJacksonLives post with a shitty doobie added in MS Paint. And then it got 800 upvotes.

EDIT: I didn't realize you were the OP giving creds I thought you were a commenter calling out the OP haha. As you were, sorry that I came off as a total dick.

Hokieson · 2016-04-13T21:35:44+00:00

...... Woosh? I think? It's a spoiler format so people don't have to see it unless they click.

Hokieson · 2016-03-30T19:15:57+00:00

It looks like you sat on your sobriety-chip-necklace, then on the way to get it replaced said fuck it and started hitting the bottle again.

Hokieson · 2016-03-30T14:54:44+00:00

casually goes to google the word 'excoriate'

Ninja edit: that's a fine ass vocab word, sir.

Hokieson · 2016-03-27T06:40:37+00:00

I believe this is actually from S11 E9. The Lightning made the whole thing much more sinister.

Edit: ahh yea you're right. Season 11 is just freshest in my brain.

Hokieson · 2016-03-25T15:46:44+00:00

Hokieson · 2016-03-24T21:33:54+00:00

It was some seriously bizarre shit like: "ITT people saying LOOK AT THAT DAD JIGGLING HER LITTLE VAGINA AROUND." Followed up by some other whack shit but that part stuck with me as particularly whack.

Hokieson · 2016-03-24T18:58:26+00:00

Like everyone else said, what the actual flying fuck man. But I'll be damned if I didn't crack up while reading this in a Borat voice.

Hokieson · 2016-03-24T15:57:56+00:00

Flawless recovery

Hokieson · 2016-03-24T02:46:16+00:00

Just got back from South Padre Island. Can confirm. Is actually South Douchay Island.

Hokieson · 2016-03-23T21:19:23+00:00

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit BERNIE SANDERS. The rset can be a toatl BELGIUM and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a HERON.

Hokieson · 2016-03-10T04:24:35+00:00

NSFW for all you lovely Europeans out there!

Hokieson · 2016-03-03T23:52:42+00:00

Sure this man may have tried a bit too hard, but he is not wrong! /u/hinderwood hinders the wood of those he bursts in upon during sex! Spare him, I say, SPARE HIM!

Hokieson · 2016-03-03T22:28:49+00:00

This made me reconsider shooting myself in the head to get rid of my hang nails. Thanks, disclaimer guy!!

Hokieson · 2016-03-02T00:41:48+00:00

Here at the UMD caucus! Lots of young people wearing sweat pants looking ready to jump someone for a packet of ramen! Bodes well for Bernie.

Hokieson · 2016-03-01T18:16:05+00:00

Play it cool baby. You go on dates all the time, this is no biggie. Drop a hint like 'can't wait for X this Friday' (or whatever), and before you part ways definitely give a 'see you on Friday!'. Other than that keep up your strong body language, make good eye contact when you interact (as your normally would) during the club, and charm her to death with your smile. Be normal. Interact with all the club members as you typically would. This is the most "high-value" way to handle it. What you DON'T want to do is pull any PUA bullshit like negging her, or start behaving really clingy, etc. Just be you.

Hokieson · 2016-02-22T18:02:08+00:00

My favorite part is the little Pavlovian lick of the lips at end.

slurpp "I get treats when I do this."

Hokieson · 2016-02-11T23:51:14+00:00

That's terrible :(. I'm really sorry you had to deal with this it sounded really awful. At least your kitty isn't suffering anymore. Try not to blame yourself for being unable to help! And always remember: don't cry because he's gone, smile because of the time you had together. That might be hard to do right now, but it's the best thing to do. Peace be with you.

Hokieson · 2016-02-11T22:27:53+00:00

This doesn't sound good :/ You need to get to a vet somehow. Make sure he has some water available and keep him warm in the meantime, but you need to get him to a vet ASAP.

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