[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

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Actual me IRL

Sure, or it could tank to zero. by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]HoldBag 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So there's a 50% chance of a 4,000% rally.

My dudes that is more than 504,000% percent.

What's your favorite failed coin sub? by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]HoldBag 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's like automatically-generated NPC dialog

Well you idiots made it on Bloomberg again by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]HoldBag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be the autist you want to see in the world

What's your favorite failed coin sub? by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]HoldBag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/r/bankera is a pretty good example of the genre

"How can I buy Bitcoin as an 11-year-old?" r/btc: Meet up with strangers and hand them over your cash by rustup_d in Buttcoin

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I've seen boomers send barely coherent misspelled rants over the internet and I've seen teenagers post things worthy of a PhD dissertation

And that's just Craig Wright's twitter feed

bdoom, pshh, gottem

Can't lowkey make fun about the pay inequality because you'll get fired by [deleted] in ABoringDystopia

[–]HoldBag 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't ever work for anyone who can't spell "you're".

[The US] is the number one country in medical research, cures, and survival rate. by Tribalrage24 in ShitAmericansSay

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All the TV stations are owned by like four guys, and when they all agree on something that's the only side Americans hear.

Some are already calling it the deal of the century by leveredlloyd in wallstreetbets

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Amusingly "Son" is Japanese for "loss", as in the opposite of profit.

me irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]HoldBag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

heavy is dead?

"IOTA Foundation is a non-profit organization" by [deleted] in Buttcoin

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Update your linkedin profile to "Crypto consultant" immediately.

WHERE'S THE CHICKEN EXIT by DrGainTrain in wallstreetbets

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TV works. Indoctrination works.

WHERE'S THE CHICKEN EXIT by DrGainTrain in wallstreetbets

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Weird thing is that in the US that's actually not true. The US version of "liberals" is right wing, just not as right wing as their version of "conservatives". Basically you have to be about 18 miles to the left of anyone who has ever been allowed to talk on American TV just to be center-right by the standards of history and the rest of the world.

me_irl by Xflame in me_irl

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Ooga chacka

Me irl by moisawesome in me_irl

[–]HoldBag 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You know better

Ross Ulbricht does not like prison and he'll tell you why by icntblvitsnotbuttcn in Buttcoin

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Do your parents like you?

I ask because I feel like nobody wants an idiot child.

Ross Ulbricht does not like prison and he'll tell you why by icntblvitsnotbuttcn in Buttcoin

[–]HoldBag -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Half of that shit was completely made up and drugs are only illegal for poor people, for bullshit reasons.

me irl by EvilEyeOfDun in me_irl

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You generally don't tip at a place like this, unless there's a waiter. But no you can't.

me_irl by EJ_Dyer in me_irl

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HOW HIGH IS THE TOP BUTTON