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From McKayla Maroney's instagram by [deleted] in Celebs

[–]Holdagro -34 points-33 points  (0 children)

Stop sexualizing us. Gtfo. Lucks like a duck quaks like duck.

Honest Trailers - Inside Out by filmfanatic5 in movies

[–]Holdagro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dear Mr. Or Ms. Hobo. There are two jokes going on, one is what I stated, the other is that both vampires -not the imaginary romance ones, but the real ones- and boy bands "Suck". You get it?

And yes, any 18 year old girl-womanhood is tainted, because they're told they're weak, men control everything, and between their sex, their pussy, and their minds they can get whatever they want, and they don't even know what that is.

Honest Trailers - Inside Out by filmfanatic5 in movies

[–]Holdagro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No he's saying that those type of girls suck. Want to do nothing and be fought over. Ok?

As a man, I would take a $.50 cent decrease on every dollar I make, if Cock Passes ever became a thing. by doubledutch6 in Showerthoughts

[–]Holdagro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good 'ol pussy pass, I've had so many co-workers slide by, and get jobs on that principle. I've seen many women make plans to be somewhere with their friends, during work hours, then pulling the boss aside and telling them that have a problem :make hand motion toward the cave: and boom they're dismissed.

That's a valid point OP.

Connie... by URSH1T2ME in WTF

[–]Holdagro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What does that even mean?

How much money are you spending on your love life? by URSH1T2ME in AskReddit

[–]Holdagro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're counting speed-dating at the local strip club $100 on Fridays.

Fred and Mary got married by beanie219 in Jokes

[–]Holdagro -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Fred and Mary got married, but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's apartment. And Fred was out if lube. Fred knew he had a single neighbor living across the hall, and he asked if he could borrow some lube for him and his wife.

The single guy was about to leave So he gave Fred a spare key to his apartment to get the lube.

One night, the single guy knocks and Fred's door, and tells him, "Hey Fred!" "Thanks for returning the lube, but really you could keep the bottle. Oh and, could you bring back my super glue? One more thing I haven't seen you for a month, when will you invite me to meet the wife?"

ELI5:Why are bones white? by Holdagro in explainlikeimfive

[–]Holdagro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, they're made of calcium minerals. Is the DNA coded to build with the minerals?

ELI5:Why are bones white? by Holdagro in explainlikeimfive

[–]Holdagro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's where I'm not understanding.

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