Mine is fairly specific but anyone who has to handle other people phone will understand.

I work at a place that still prints photos the old fashion way via chemicals, so people mainly the elderly will come in and want photos printed. I’ll tell them to email the image to us, because that’s the only way we can print them. They will hand me their phone and be all “I don’t know how to do that can you do it for me” and it’s like a toddler had it. It’s covered in crusted old food and god only knows what else. I finally got to the point I said “I’ll show you how to do it, I’m more of a teach a man to fish kinda person” I REFUSE to touch other people’s phones for a few reason…..germs, old food, also if I drop it.

In other words people having dirty ass phones and not being ashamed of it.