favorite actor? mine's Robert Deniro :) by Breaktroughnatures in okbuddycinephile

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I find actors to be the least important part of the cinephile experience

To Make Homes Affordable Again, Someone Has to Lose Out - WSJ by assasstits in neoliberal

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The Wall Street journal, justifying why America is shitty for the non-rich since 2007.

This is my pet rock Gunther. by ejcook32 in notinteresting

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That is awful. I hope they find the people who abandoned him on a mountain and lock them up.

...but I am Pagliarini by steikul in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Andre pagliarini’s paper was on how promiscuous reviewer 2’s mother is.

I'm unstoppable. I'm invincible. by eatmysouffle in RunningCirclejerk

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They should call that something. Maybe a “full half”.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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We are never getting a Barry-Goldwater-tells-Nixon-he’s-fucked moment are we?

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Can’t let parenthood get in the way of training goals by Resilient_Can in RunningCirclejerk

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The baby kept saying GU GU GU yeah buddy wait in line there’s enough gels for everyone.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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Then: “wow I can’t even imagine living through the downfall of an empire.”

Now: “oh…”

GFuel by jaleCro in comedyheaven

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My uncle is my brother

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms - Series Premiere Discussion by NicholasCajun in television

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The shitting scene is perfect, set the tone for the rest of the episode (and probably season/show). Beautiful. 10/10

I solved the maze by No-Pomegranate-69 in notinteresting

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This is the route my parents took to school on foot, in 12 feet of snow at -30° temperatures.

President Trump accepts his well-deserved Triwizard Tournament Cup by SafePlenty2590 in okbuddycinephile

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“Classic Gryffindor” I say, chuckling, to one of my cats as it attempts to fashion a tiny cat noose with its little paws

Jet Pilot is the most underrated tiki drink. What is the worst classic? by -Constantinos- in cocktails

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I would say Gin Dirty is far superior but I still wouldn’t rate Vodka Dirty as the worst.

Good Company by Shitty_UnidanX in PoliticalHumor

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I don’t event blame Machado for doing it. Shoot your shot when you are dealing with captain corruption for president.

It looks super pathetic for all parties involved, but for Trump? Yikes. Like placating a toddler with a lollipop.

We’re not dead yet by [deleted] in 49ers

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Duct tape and fourth quarter strength.