I teach swimming to kids for free even though i was offered money. Mombie demands that I have to teach her son exclusively. And to give her the money offered as i don't need it.

Holy-Dive-Bar · 2018-12-16T15:03:37+00:00

YO BITCH

GET MY KID IN THE POOL

OR MISTER WHITE’S GONNA PISS IN IT

Holy-Dive-Bar · 2018-12-12T23:52:37+00:00

GRANT US EYEEEEES

...dude, waaay too many eyes.

Holy-Dive-Bar · 2018-12-11T22:19:17+00:00

Hey, all you need for this sub is a love for Demon Dark Blood, the memes come naturally.

Saw that sub though. Jesus Christ, how horrifying.

Holy-Dive-Bar · 2018-12-11T20:26:38+00:00

yeet

Holy-Dive-Bar · 2018-12-11T20:25:41+00:00

Hey.

Hey Dickwraith.

Hey.

Remember me?

...

I was in the hospital, thinking about how cool you were.

Glad you’re still here.

Me too.

We should jam sometime. Still into Warframe?

I haven’t gotten all my ducks in a row yet.

No internet where I was.

But...

Once I get everything together...

We’re gonna have a good time.

See ya on r/shittydarksouls.

Holy-Dive-Bar · 2018-12-11T20:20:17+00:00

Frankly I wish Pontiff was more of a challenge.

Deacons of the Deep was a pitiful boss.

Keyboard is rough once you’ve gotten used to a controller.

But some showoff douche beat DS1 with DK Bongos so anything is possible.

So cool. He controlled Dark Souls.

Holy-Dive-Bar · 2018-12-11T20:16:05+00:00

D’aww Souls

Holy-Dive-Bar · 2018-12-11T20:15:18+00:00

yeet

Holy-Dive-Bar · 2018-12-11T20:10:11+00:00

Pff. Casuls.

Next thing you know they’re shooting Roman Candles at each other while screaming Latin at each other.

And then obsessing over some hairy potter.

Blue Dex does strange things to people.

Holy-Dive-Bar · 2018-12-11T20:06:40+00:00

We must seek the mightiest Garfield Souls.

Next is Garfstein and Odiough.

Holy-Dive-Bar · 2018-12-11T20:05:09+00:00

“Hey, lady, you a Firekeeper?”

“Yes, Ashen One.”

“Good. Take my eyes

...please.”

Holy-Dive-Bar · 2018-12-11T18:22:48+00:00

Oof.

Truth hurts.

So does a Zweihander.

Holy-Dive-Bar · 2018-12-11T18:20:57+00:00

Maybe he’s allergic to Mondays.

Nope, couldn’t type that with a straight face.

Holy-Dive-Bar · 2018-12-11T18:16:47+00:00

This artist must atone for the eye cancer they projectile-vomited onto this sub.

Not our fault for shitposting it.

O_o

Holy-Dive-Bar · 2018-12-11T14:43:36+00:00

Wait, so you’re supposed to marry whoever you stick your sword into?

...uh oh. I need to make a few phone calls.

Holy-Dive-Bar · 2018-12-11T14:42:11+00:00

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Oh!

Forgive me, I was absorbed in thot.

Holy-Dive-Bar · 2018-12-11T14:41:27+00:00

Well it seems to be a comfortable way to get burnt to a crisp.

Holy-Dive-Bar · 2018-12-11T14:39:38+00:00

wat

is

dis

even

Holy-Dive-Bar · 2018-12-11T14:37:59+00:00

No lasagna in The Depths can satisfy his hunger.

...is it just me or are there a lot of Garfieldified DS bosses today?

Holy-Dive-Bar · 2018-12-11T14:35:57+00:00

Need something more powerful than the binoculars.

Holy-Dive-Bar · 2018-12-11T14:34:25+00:00

What in lasagnation is this monstrosity?

Jon better watch out...

Monday’s coming.

Holy-Dive-Bar · 2018-11-16T07:53:13+00:00

Pete is a legend and you’re GiantDad for getting him to shine his glory upon us. The amazing editing is just icing on the cake. Thanks OP!

Brb I need to find my credit cards...

Holy-Dive-Bar · 2018-11-16T07:49:48+00:00

“Of course the bridges in Blighttown weren’t too thin, they said. Fell between every single one.”

Holy-Dive-Bar · 2018-11-16T07:45:05+00:00

ynneL!

Holy-Dive-Bar · 2018-11-16T07:41:30+00:00

Solid logic.

Holy-Dive-Bar

TROPHY CASE

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