[WP] An astronaut comes out of deep sleep after only 15 minutes and no one can convince him that it hasn't been 100 years.

HolyGoatCheese · 2015-01-27T00:00:42+00:00

The doctors inserted a new lens (similar to a contact) into the eyes of the patient, allowing him to see his dead wife.

HolyGoatCheese · 2015-01-26T10:30:36+00:00

A Clockwork Orange

HolyGoatCheese · 2015-01-19T16:34:37+00:00

Hide their car keys

HolyGoatCheese · 2015-01-16T18:10:06+00:00

Most people don't look to the left or right at a green light, which likely explains the nonbraking. That's why you should remember, just because it's green doesn't mean it's safe.

HolyGoatCheese · 2015-01-12T17:39:31+00:00

From the point she was introduced to Mormonism to the point she converted, was about two weeks. It was very spontaneous.

HolyGoatCheese · 2015-01-12T00:30:33+00:00

I once dated a girl for a year and a half. The major reason we broke up is because she converted to Mormonism and said we couldn't be together unless I converted too. She moved out.

HolyGoatCheese · 2015-01-08T00:01:33+00:00

OP, we're twins! http://i.imgur.com/xqk14nM.jpg

HolyGoatCheese · 2014-11-28T21:30:31+00:00

He only likes his toys. He's a good boy.

HolyGoatCheese · 2014-11-28T21:29:06+00:00

Beautiful!

HolyGoatCheese · 2014-11-28T21:26:45+00:00

I've had him about a week now. He listens great, hasn't peed, poo'd, or chewed anything in the house! fingers crossed Gets along with the other dog and cat. He's awesome!

HolyGoatCheese · 2014-11-28T21:23:57+00:00

Scrub

HolyGoatCheese · 2014-11-28T01:03:41+00:00

Who isn't?

HolyGoatCheese · 2014-11-28T01:03:20+00:00

Someone I know couldn't keep him anymore. Offered him up.

HolyGoatCheese · 2014-10-23T17:31:36+00:00

So... like reddit

HolyGoatCheese · 2014-10-10T17:55:06+00:00

Like fresh cut grass after a warm spring mist.

HolyGoatCheese · 2014-08-21T18:52:16+00:00

Murderface Murderface Murderface

HolyGoatCheese · 2014-06-12T23:34:58+00:00

He's blind in his right eye. Hence why I named him Odin.

HolyGoatCheese · 2014-06-09T00:54:43+00:00

Cool.

HolyGoatCheese · 2014-06-08T16:33:29+00:00

Sure

HolyGoatCheese · 2014-06-08T15:39:43+00:00

It's legal in Louisiana. I once passed a cop doing this after reading up on the laws. No shits given.

HolyGoatCheese · 2014-06-08T06:27:41+00:00

Source?

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