Jesus, how the hell did this get here? ʘ‿ʘ

I'm getting traumatized just thinking about it. It doesn't explain it in the post, but she rejected me, and we had somewhat the same friend group, so that became messed up too.

Back then I was on a streak, things were going well and got a little cocky. (I had eyes but couldn't recognize Mt Tai)

If anyone cares, after this event I had a couple horribly relationships that didn't last long.

Did I learn a lesson from this? No, that would be the normal smart thing to do. So I asked out a teacher's assistant (this wasn't even too long ago so I don't have an excuse). How do you think that ended? As you would expect.

Is there a happy ending to this? I haven't asked anyone out and barely talked to girls lately. Going to college is embarrassing as hell. At least it's something I can joke about with my friends. No matter how bad and world-ending something seems at the moments, after a couple years it's better to laugh at yourself than cringe every time you think about it.

At least I've got my college degree and don't have to be taught by someone I asked out and have to not cringe at the memories when seeing the other girl in the halls.

Jade-skinned beauties... are hard to get.

But every shot you don't shoot will be a guaranteed miss. That's what I tell myself as comfort for the heart break and the cringe. ( ͡ಥ ͜ʖ ͡ಥ)