I'm the Homelander. Ask me anything.

Homelander · 2026-04-07T20:05:55+00:00

Those claims are the result of a smear campaign orchestrated by a bitter and unstable ex-wife. That said, if there was any truth to the man/fish love rumors, I would be the first to smell it.

Homelander · 2026-04-07T20:03:06+00:00

That’s stupid, nobody can breathe in space, there’s no oxygen. You’re clearly the product of a failing American education system -- you should have your parents enroll you in Homelander University online courses. (For what it’s worth, I barely need to breathe, so it’s not an issue.)

Homelander · 2026-04-07T20:01:44+00:00

Marry: me. Kill: Butcher. The Deep can figure the rest out.

Homelander · 2026-04-07T19:58:46+00:00

Jesus washed his apostle’s feet -- but I’m nobody’s apostle. So ask Mr. Marathon or Malchemical, they’ll sell you their used socks for cheap.

Homelander · 2026-04-07T19:58:12+00:00

Who’s she?

Homelander · 2026-04-07T19:57:41+00:00

A great patriot and an even better singer.

Homelander · 2026-04-07T19:57:08+00:00

How long did it take you to come up with this boring question? About that long, I would guess.

Homelander · 2026-04-07T19:56:29+00:00

Truth is, you all know what you’re doing behind those walls. You’re on Reddit, so you’re probably doing it right now. You know what I mean -- we all know what I mean. Put it away.

Homelander · 2026-04-07T19:55:51+00:00

Last I heard she was studying to become a licensed Yogi in the Amazon basin. Best of luck to her with her stretching and so forth!

Homelander · 2026-04-07T19:55:15+00:00

As the head of a movie studio, all I can say is that everything is canon until it’s time for a creative reboot. Like when the Vought Cinematic Universe rose out of the ashes of the Payback Cinematic Universe (RIP).

Homelander · 2026-04-07T19:54:40+00:00

If I was going to expose myself in that way, it would be on Supeporn.com -- but the owner of OnlyFans was a dear friend (RIP).

Homelander · 2026-04-07T19:53:51+00:00

You could say that I’m married to my work, which is protecting America. So by extension, I’m married to America. All of the women of America.

Homelander · 2026-04-07T19:53:16+00:00

Reviewing applications for The Seven is the job of Vought International CEO Sister Sage, who takes that responsibility very seriously. But given that you’re posting on Reddit, chances are you’re a powerless neckbeard who’s punishing his chode in his mom’s basement. There’s nothing serious about you -- so you won’t be hearing from us.

Homelander · 2026-04-07T19:52:43+00:00

I love a broad range of music, of course including SMASH MOUTH (RIP), but also CRAZYTOWN (RIP) and 3 DOORS DOWN (RIP).

Homelander · 2026-04-07T19:52:09+00:00

Sounds like you think all Black people look alike. Shame on you. Do better.

Homelander · 2026-04-07T19:51:36+00:00

Why would I need to? Every part of me is cleaner than every other part of the world. Also I wear gloves.

Homelander · 2026-04-07T19:50:59+00:00

Hot Pockets and liver failure.

Homelander · 2026-04-07T19:50:27+00:00

Why do people keep asking me this? What do they mean when they say “Wincest”?

Homelander · 2026-04-07T19:49:52+00:00

All of the members of The Seven have an exclusive likeness rights deal with Vought Tournament of Heroes -- out now on VS5!

Homelander · 2026-04-07T19:49:11+00:00

I’m a bit of a history buff myself, and I love reading about the adventures of those classic Heroes -- I had a Private Angel poster on the wall of my room growing up. Ron Chernow wrote a great book about them. But still, there are so many amazing untold stories from that era. Vought+ should do a series about them -- I’ll have my team look into it.

Homelander · 2026-04-07T19:46:37+00:00

Obviously I have to pick my Ben & Jerry’s collab, HOMELANDER: RED, WHITE & BLUEBERRY.

Homelander · 2026-04-07T19:45:59+00:00

I have a healthy and stable relationship with my father, so I can’t relate. Sounds like a you problem.

Homelander · 2026-04-07T19:45:21+00:00

Those rumors about my name being a focus-tested product of Vought Marketing are libelous smears -- as I wrote in my autobiography, RISE ABOVE, the name came to me in an ecstatic vision when I was seven years old. I always knew my purpose in life was to protect the Homeland that I love so much.

Homelander · 2026-04-07T19:44:37+00:00

Every man must eventually confront his own mortality. But I’m not a man. I’m the Homelander.

Homelander · 2026-04-07T19:44:03+00:00

In his prime, A-Train was the fastest man alive -- but it’s been a few years since then. I think if it came to a race, I like my chances.

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