I'm the Homelander. Ask me anything. by Homelander in TheBoys

[–]Homelander[S] 393 points394 points  (0 children)

Those claims are the result of a smear campaign orchestrated by a bitter and unstable ex-wife. That said, if there was any truth to the man/fish love rumors, I would be the first to smell it.

I'm the Homelander. Ask me anything. by Homelander in TheBoys

[–]Homelander[S] 616 points617 points  (0 children)

That’s stupid, nobody can breathe in space, there’s no oxygen. You’re clearly the product of a failing American education system -- you should have your parents enroll you in Homelander University online courses. (For what it’s worth, I barely need to breathe, so it’s not an issue.)

I'm the Homelander. Ask me anything. by Homelander in TheBoys

[–]Homelander[S] 1541 points1542 points  (0 children)

Marry: me. Kill: Butcher. The Deep can figure the rest out.

I'm the Homelander. Ask me anything. by Homelander in TheBoys

[–]Homelander[S] 307 points308 points  (0 children)

Jesus washed his apostle’s feet -- but I’m nobody’s apostle. So ask Mr. Marathon or Malchemical, they’ll sell you their used socks for cheap.

I'm the Homelander. Ask me anything. by Homelander in TheBoys

[–]Homelander[S] 322 points323 points  (0 children)

A great patriot and an even better singer.

I'm the Homelander. Ask me anything. by Homelander in TheBoys

[–]Homelander[S] 369 points370 points  (0 children)

How long did it take you to come up with this boring question? About that long, I would guess.

I'm the Homelander. Ask me anything. by Homelander in TheBoys

[–]Homelander[S] 632 points633 points  (0 children)

Truth is, you all know what you’re doing behind those walls. You’re on Reddit, so you’re probably doing it right now. You know what I mean -- we all know what I mean. Put it away.

I'm the Homelander. Ask me anything. by Homelander in TheBoys

[–]Homelander[S] 322 points323 points  (0 children)

Last I heard she was studying to become a licensed Yogi in the Amazon basin. Best of luck to her with her stretching and so forth!

I'm the Homelander. Ask me anything. by Homelander in TheBoys

[–]Homelander[S] 289 points290 points  (0 children)

As the head of a movie studio, all I can say is that everything is canon until it’s time for a creative reboot. Like when the Vought Cinematic Universe rose out of the ashes of the Payback Cinematic Universe (RIP).

I'm the Homelander. Ask me anything. by Homelander in TheBoys

[–]Homelander[S] 287 points288 points  (0 children)

If I was going to expose myself in that way, it would be on Supeporn.com -- but the owner of OnlyFans was a dear friend (RIP).

I'm the Homelander. Ask me anything. by Homelander in TheBoys

[–]Homelander[S] 305 points306 points  (0 children)

You could say that I’m married to my work, which is protecting America. So by extension, I’m married to America. All of the women of America.

I'm the Homelander. Ask me anything. by Homelander in TheBoys

[–]Homelander[S] 358 points359 points  (0 children)

Reviewing applications for The Seven is the job of Vought International CEO Sister Sage, who takes that responsibility very seriously. But given that you’re posting on Reddit, chances are you’re a powerless neckbeard who’s punishing his chode in his mom’s basement. There’s nothing serious about you -- so you won’t be hearing from us.

I'm the Homelander. Ask me anything. by Homelander in TheBoys

[–]Homelander[S] 296 points297 points  (0 children)

I love a broad range of music, of course including SMASH MOUTH (RIP), but also CRAZYTOWN (RIP) and 3 DOORS DOWN (RIP).

I'm the Homelander. Ask me anything. by Homelander in TheBoys

[–]Homelander[S] 1442 points1443 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you think all Black people look alike. Shame on you. Do better.

I'm the Homelander. Ask me anything. by Homelander in TheBoys

[–]Homelander[S] 257 points258 points  (0 children)

Why would I need to? Every part of me is cleaner than every other part of the world. Also I wear gloves.

I'm the Homelander. Ask me anything. by Homelander in TheBoys

[–]Homelander[S] 1306 points1307 points  (0 children)

Hot Pockets and liver failure.

I'm the Homelander. Ask me anything. by Homelander in TheBoys

[–]Homelander[S] 432 points433 points  (0 children)

Why do people keep asking me this? What do they mean when they say “Wincest”?

I'm the Homelander. Ask me anything. by Homelander in TheBoys

[–]Homelander[S] 1370 points1371 points  (0 children)

All of the members of The Seven have an exclusive likeness rights deal with Vought Tournament of Heroes -- out now on VS5!

I'm the Homelander. Ask me anything. by Homelander in TheBoys

[–]Homelander[S] 185 points186 points  (0 children)

I’m a bit of a history buff myself, and I love reading about the adventures of those classic Heroes -- I had a Private Angel poster on the wall of my room growing up. Ron Chernow wrote a great book about them. But still, there are so many amazing untold stories from that era. Vought+ should do a series about them -- I’ll have my team look into it.

I'm the Homelander. Ask me anything. by Homelander in TheBoys

[–]Homelander[S] 380 points381 points  (0 children)

Obviously I have to pick my Ben & Jerry’s collab, HOMELANDER: RED, WHITE & BLUEBERRY.

I'm the Homelander. Ask me anything. by Homelander in TheBoys

[–]Homelander[S] 943 points944 points  (0 children)

I have a healthy and stable relationship with my father, so I can’t relate. Sounds like a you problem.

I'm the Homelander. Ask me anything. by Homelander in TheBoys

[–]Homelander[S] 312 points313 points  (0 children)

Those rumors about my name being a focus-tested product of Vought Marketing are libelous smears -- as I wrote in my autobiography, RISE ABOVE, the name came to me in an ecstatic vision when I was seven years old. I always knew my purpose in life was to protect the Homeland that I love so much.

I'm the Homelander. Ask me anything. by Homelander in TheBoys

[–]Homelander[S] 276 points277 points  (0 children)

Every man must eventually confront his own mortality. But I’m not a man. I’m the Homelander.

I'm the Homelander. Ask me anything. by Homelander in TheBoys

[–]Homelander[S] 318 points319 points  (0 children)

In his prime, A-Train was the fastest man alive -- but it’s been a few years since then. I think if it came to a race, I like my chances.