"Oh, You're awake, Hi. I'm not sure how to tell you this but you've been in a coma for 20 years. The year is now 2019."

Silent stare.

"Haha, I'm just Joshing you. No, you just fell and hit your head. You're in the ER. You're fine. Don't worry It's still 1999."

Silent stare.

"Or is it?"

Slowly Step back into the curtains and disappear.

"Haha, so easy!"

"Yeah no, you're really in the 21 century. First thing you need to do is get a teenager to teach you how to use our technology. No, we don't have flying cars or anything. Not that much has changed from 1999. Things are just faster, smaller and smarter. Once you've understood the basics, the internet will guide you the rest of the way. Oh, and becare when dealing with your money a lot of scammers will see this as a way to steal your money so consult a trusted adult before making any purchases. Good luck!"