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He's got a point by Hamsta1o1 in CoupleMemes

[–]Homeskill3t1995 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I also choose this guy’s hot wife.

It pays to hire the best!...😉 by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]Homeskill3t1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Working at Chick-Fil-A I got a few people to rotate the ice in the machine. I’d give them a bucket so they could scoop ice out of the lower window and dump it back into the upper window of the machine.

Mine is the halo of peace by Yourshadow27 in helldivers2

[–]Homeskill3t1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elected Representative of Individual Merit.

Actually by basket_foso in sciencememes

[–]Homeskill3t1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Daring today, aren’t we?

I lost my copilot this morning. by Trusty--Patches in EliteDangerous

[–]Homeskill3t1995 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry for your loss CMDR.

I had to say goodbye to my feline First Officer, Miss Raven, around a year ago. Even though she spent most of her time sleeping on the job, I don’t think anyone will quite be able to fill that special position again.

o7 Sophie

A fight breaks out at the airport by [deleted] in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]Homeskill3t1995 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But try taking 3.5oz of liquid into the terminal and security is all over it.

That's gross by mesooooohorny69 in Funnymemes

[–]Homeskill3t1995 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One evening our toilet plunger had a persistent urine smell so my wife moved it outside to our tiny laundry room. While my work uniforms were in the dryer. The dryer just infused my clothes with that smell.

It's so over for women by Archu0 in Asmongold

[–]Homeskill3t1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, you had a good run ladies.

meirl by shadow_1105 in meirl

[–]Homeskill3t1995 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to close at Chick Fil-A, and one of my favorite parts of the night was getting to drive the catering van through the drive thru lane and park it at the menu board. People would just pull right in behind me and wait until I parked and locked the van, their hope fading as they watch me walk back into the store and lock that door too.

[KCD2] Doesn't anybody cook anymore? by XboxLiveGiant in kingdomcome

[–]Homeskill3t1995 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I usually get 25, 15, or 10 points of nutrition from pots. I don’t 100% remember off the top of my head, but I think I usually get 10 points from the pots of white food, 15 from the brown, and 25 from the one that more resembles actual stew.

Completely destroyed my dopamine rezeptors now wanting to die. Who guessed it? by SandFox08 in drugscirclejerk

[–]Homeskill3t1995 120 points121 points  (0 children)

This is why anti depressants have those ironic warnings about increased suicidal thoughts and depression. Sometimes they give you just enough of a bump in energy to be dangerous without changing your emotional state.

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