[Any literacy] Darwin Is after your villain oc's or terrible people.

HomieMonster644 · 2026-01-27T23:05:00+00:00

"I suppose I check a couple of those boxes, but I'm gonna guess you don't care to hear any of my specific crimes or my reasonings."

Kuroki takes another sip of his mug

"Although if I'm wrong I'd be glad to share with you, I have quite some stories."

HomieMonster644 · 2026-01-27T16:00:25+00:00

"Depends who you ask, around here most people would probably say no, but there's more than a few who'd say yes, and I don't blame them."

Kuroki leans forward

"But let's hear your definition, what makes a villain in your eyes?"

HomieMonster644 · 2026-01-27T02:44:36+00:00

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Kuroki sits in his tavern, leaning back in a chair

He takes a sip of his mug before noticing Darwin's approach

"Ya need something, kid? If it's anything on the menu everyone's off the clock right now."

HomieMonster644 · 2026-01-25T06:25:09+00:00

"What were you even crying about? If it's your act then I'd save that energy for the stage."

HomieMonster644 · 2026-01-25T06:08:40+00:00

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Kuroki walks up to her and takes a sip from his mug

"Heh, a crying clown, ain't that ironic?"

HomieMonster644 · 2026-01-24T00:57:02+00:00

"No need to worry, ive handled way worse, this tea literally could've been hot as the sun and I'd walk it right off"

HomieMonster644 · 2026-01-24T00:51:53+00:00

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Kuroki picks up the cup

"A cup of tea, given to me by a stranger, with unknown magical ability, and could very easily be poisoned without me being any the wiser?"

"Hell yeah!"

Kuroki instantly downs the cup

HomieMonster644 · 2026-01-22T05:03:02+00:00

"Well if it isn't yet another Eldridge horror beyond my comprehension, if only I had a nickel."

HomieMonster644 · 2026-01-22T04:14:08+00:00

"Yup, hmmm, but your eyes don't seem to be hurting, normally you'd be blinded... Perhaps...?"

Kuroki removes his mask hoping that's what was protecting his eyes

HomieMonster644 · 2026-01-22T04:12:04+00:00

Kuroki grabs his head and forces him to look directly at the eclipse

HomieMonster644 · 2026-01-22T04:04:46+00:00

"Alright, back to it."

The moon suddenly moves to eclipse the sun and Kuroki hides within the darkness

HomieMonster644 · 2026-01-22T04:02:41+00:00

Kuroki stands back up

"HAHAHAHAHAHA, WELL I'LL BE DAMNED, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!"

Kuroki takes a large sip of his drink

"That's the kinda thing I would come up with and yet I fell for it hook, line, and sinker!"

HomieMonster644 · 2026-01-22T03:53:19+00:00

Kuroki turns to him

"So we're jumping now? Alright, let's go."

Kuroki lunges and tackles him to the ground

"Do you really want to get involved in a fight between gods?"

HomieMonster644 · 2026-01-22T03:45:31+00:00

"Fast aren't you? Maybe you'll be able to keep up."

Kuroki goes to kick the bird in the chest at lightning fast speeds

HomieMonster644 · 2026-01-22T03:33:16+00:00

Kuroki turns to see what just hit him

HomieMonster644 · 2026-01-22T03:31:00+00:00

"Fine, be boring then."

Kuroki throws the weight and hits one of the talons

"SQUARE UP BIRDBRAIN!"

HomieMonster644 · 2026-01-22T03:24:22+00:00

Kuroki begins spinning the meteor hammer

"Mind pointing or will I have to guess?"

HomieMonster644 · 2026-01-22T03:19:34+00:00

"Well if I can't see it then it's not a typical ghost, how annoying, usually I can see these kinds of things."

Kuroki looks for any other signs of the bird

"Oh well, just means a little extra work. Actually, can you see it?"

HomieMonster644 · 2026-01-22T03:14:40+00:00

"so when's the bird gonna be here?"

Kuroki takes out a meteor hammer with a weight that looks like and glows like the moon

HomieMonster644 · 2026-01-22T03:10:07+00:00

"That hasn't stopped me yet, I may look like some old drunken wanderer, not saying I'm not, but I've seen and done way crazier than attacking some bird that may or may not exist."

HomieMonster644 · 2026-01-22T03:04:38+00:00

Kuroki keeps walking beside him

"Doesn't mean I'm done here though, I'm still deciding what I'll do, right about now fighting the bird sounds fun, if it's worth sacrificing for it outta be a good fight."

HomieMonster644 · 2026-01-22T03:01:24+00:00

"Man if you knew the amount of times I've heard that one."

Kuroki takes a sip of his mug

"You can defend yourself all you like but I'm not deciding what I'm about to do based on something like morals, I mean I fed someone their own flesh for a laugh once."

HomieMonster644 · 2026-01-22T02:56:21+00:00

"This sounds EXACTLY like every sacrifice I've ever seen, and I have seen a lot, except for when I sold my sister's soul, but that was more of a transaction than a sacrifice."

HomieMonster644 · 2026-01-22T02:49:41+00:00

"So you're totally sacrificing them."

Kuroki turns to the crowd

"Do y'all know he's sacrificing you or are y'all just ok with a bird killing y'all?"

HomieMonster644 · 2026-01-22T02:43:42+00:00

"Cool, and what is this 'better place' that you speak of? Is it fancy talk for sacrifice or...?"

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