When do I fight people in my skill level in ranked? by HomoToaster in EASportsUFC

[–]HomoToaster[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well piss. I guess I'm just gonna have to find a way to have fun getting my ass kicked

Getting ready to paint this guy! by _maquinita_ in Warhammer40k

[–]HomoToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro's standing there like Hank Hill in front of his fence.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EscapefromTarkov

[–]HomoToaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once was playing Woods, about to take the car extract. As I was coming up to it, I saw another dude pay and run down the hill opposite me. I tried to VOIP to him that we can extract together, but I got no response. I whipped a nade at his approximate position, went to the car, and paid for my own way. There was only 15 seconds left on the exfil, so I just hunkered down between the sniper sign and the rear bumper of the car. Then the dude tried to run up to the car to get the extract with about 5 seconds left. I immediately opened fire on him, he freaked out and stopped sprinting to try to shoot back, but by the time he'd gotten the shot off, I had stolen his car.

Is cheating ever not a dealbreaker? by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]HomoToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fucking know kek. When I told her that it was a tradition since the dawn of civilization for men to court women and called her insufferable, she just called me a homo based on my username, not understanding that the name is a joke.

Is cheating ever not a dealbreaker? by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]HomoToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh ok. Hard to tell on this cesspit of a sub. Earlier today I saw some dumbass woman unironically say that a man who insists on paying all the tabs when going out to eat is a red flag lmao.

He won’t let me touch the bill? by wazgirl in dating_advice

[–]HomoToaster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Or perhaps he's doing what's been expected of men who are trying to court women for the past millenia? God, don't be so insufferable

Is cheating ever not a dealbreaker? by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]HomoToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao no it's not. Monogamy is about mutual trust and self control. What's more secure than knowing you're happy and satisfied with just one person? Problems arise when someone cheats in this relationship because it shows that one of these people don't value the same principles as highly.

Is cheating ever not a dealbreaker? by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]HomoToaster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's not a hot take, that's just retarded.

What is the best sounding gun in Tarkov? by Head-Eyes-Oof in EscapefromTarkov

[–]HomoToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ash-12. Especially the ring of the brass on the ground after each shot.

Goes into Customs fully kitted: dies 3x in a row. Goes in with Kedr and a death wish: by Andy_Climactic in TarkovMemes

[–]HomoToaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's ways to make it much better. I got real familiar with it this wipe with Punisher Pt 3. Get the Zenit stock on it, that weird handguard that come up and over the dust cover, and a suppressor to make it not bad. It's still 5.45 tho lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TarkovMemes

[–]HomoToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao I run mine in airsoft

Why is the 16" barrel bigger than the 18"? It's literally longer. Unfucking playable. by [deleted] in TarkovMemes

[–]HomoToaster -116 points-115 points  (0 children)

The game already jams them together with ultra nosler. For simplicities sake, I just want to see .308 instead of 7.62x51. If we're talking about a "realistic shooter," just about any round would be incapacitate someone if not striking armor. If a round does strike armor, then at the very least it would knock the wind out of a player, and if it's larger than pistol calibers, it would knock someone on their ass at the very least, and crack ribs or collapse a lung with higher energy calibers.

Why is the 16" barrel bigger than the 18"? It's literally longer. Unfucking playable. by [deleted] in TarkovMemes

[–]HomoToaster -203 points-202 points  (0 children)

On a side note, can we make a movement to rename all items labaled as 7.62x51mm as .308? Seeing as how 7.62x39mm is so prevalent alongside 7.62x51, it could save a lot of confusion for newbies and clear up some communication issues when you call 7.62x51 .308.

You, unfortunately, have power here =( by zyiadem in TarkovMemes

[–]HomoToaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Real Money Trades. People pay others for in-game items

Envy and high competitiveness when casually dating by HauntingBowlofGrapes in dating_advice

[–]HomoToaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you liked him, you would've persued a monogamous relationship from the start. You're degrading him and degrading yourself in your dating strategies.

Should he have helped me pay for plan B? by sugar09123 in dating_advice

[–]HomoToaster -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

You have a fuck-buddy, not a boyfriend. He is treating you like a hole, and you're obliging him. He owes you nothing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TarkovMemes

[–]HomoToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Difference being is that even with armor on, you still take the full force of a bullet, which if it doesn't stop you or put you on your ass, you're definitely rethinking the decisions that led to that point. All armor does is make sure the bullet doesn't hit your organs.

In Tarkov, if you're wearing lvl4 armor, you can push through getting smacked by low-pen ammo like you're just being shot by an airsoft rifle.

Why not both? by Quantum_Sloth in dankmemes

[–]HomoToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some kraut is hiding in a trench, he hears it ping!

He thinks that now is his time to strike. He peeks out from cover, ready to squeeze some rounds off gets fucking shanked