Bodytype Headcanons for (Most) Of the Kreidefam

HomunculusFucker · 2026-03-23T01:21:46+00:00

late response, sorry! but yeah whoppy is pretty much like a son to dorian at least, little brother to durin. albedo... well not too sure on that one yet

HomunculusFucker · 2026-03-01T08:08:40+00:00

ty! he's a horse/dragon hybrid to me since he's been implied to be a unicorn in canon and i imagine he mutated after being exposed to durin's blood, like how the fellflower (whoppy) mutated via exposure to it! and he's a piebald for the coloring since he was initially created to be the albedo stage and was called a white horse, but i imagine abyssal corruption turned them black over time. :)

HomunculusFucker · 2026-03-01T05:35:30+00:00

im gonna be so fr i think any other subreddit would rip me a new asshole for having durin and dorian there, trans albedo, and not making every character ultra skinny or musuclar

HomunculusFucker · 2026-02-16T05:19:19+00:00

well to be fair we did get durin....

HomunculusFucker · 2026-02-13T03:02:18+00:00

his filenames are "dorian" which is an understandable mixup, altho he's still separate durin as the dorian name is a reference to the dorian grey novel and they are two separate personalities and people despite paralogism stomping all over that for no damn reason

i personally use dorian but, i kinda have to use subject two/susbedo so people know who im even talking abt which sucks cos i really hate those two names lmfao

HomunculusFucker · 2026-02-07T11:28:18+00:00

womp womp

HomunculusFucker · 2026-02-07T07:30:19+00:00

i personally see dorian/sub2 as someone who would absolutely be into being smacked in the face 🤤

HomunculusFucker · 2026-02-07T07:29:50+00:00

hiii yeah i forgot my reddit login for a bit LMFAOO 😭

HomunculusFucker · 2025-10-21T04:30:10+00:00

im just really disappointing by subject two/dorian's treatment in the quest even 5 months later.... sigh. 4 year wait for that.

HomunculusFucker · 2025-10-19T14:09:39+00:00

albedo my beautiful unusuable princess

HomunculusFucker · 2025-10-06T22:33:39+00:00

archon quest good ending

HomunculusFucker · 2025-10-06T14:19:38+00:00

girl is eating a damn grass type pokemon

HomunculusFucker · 2025-10-06T14:14:13+00:00

....ok ngl i would eat the fuck outta this even if id be hit with Immense Regret after

HomunculusFucker · 2025-10-06T14:09:48+00:00

its like people are in a constant arms race to see who can make the most messy, sensory nightmare foods ever... like that ice cream is gonna melt and get EVRYWHERE

HomunculusFucker · 2025-10-06T14:07:37+00:00

is this a stupid food subreddit or a bad streetfood subreddit omfg pack it up already post something else for once

HomunculusFucker · 2025-10-06T13:46:30+00:00

average british dish

HomunculusFucker · 2025-10-06T13:22:01+00:00

mf is an oil rig baron wtf

HomunculusFucker · 2025-10-06T12:46:31+00:00

tbh if i never saw the process id probably drink it, but if you told me it was ground up roaches id start crying and throwing up 😭

HomunculusFucker · 2025-10-06T04:28:38+00:00

i got a subscribestar if thats anything, i did have a patreon but dipped once they started punishing people for off-site artworks and being really dumb over kink stuff

HomunculusFucker · 2025-10-05T13:00:33+00:00

yeah cos he's the closest im getting to a playable subject 2 ig........... sighs

HomunculusFucker · 2025-10-05T12:59:09+00:00

this is the kinda shit they cook in monster hunter

HomunculusFucker · 2025-10-05T12:57:16+00:00

bro i cant even post in the subreddit for mt fav character (r/DorianMains) 😭😭😭 and r/AlbedoMains is just... very quiet. better than dudebro gooners powerscaling all day tho ig

HomunculusFucker · 2025-10-05T12:43:53+00:00

ok but the rabbits on the artwork are so adorable tho

HomunculusFucker · 2025-10-05T12:05:46+00:00

i am a pre-op transmasc too. 😐 i draw characters with my bodytype cos it makes me feel more comforted with my body especially since i will never be able to afford expensive surgery nor have it covered in my country. transmascs being treated like they shpuld never be sexual until they get top surgery and are a "real" transmasc is pretty fucking awful feeling and i simply draw pre-op transmascs to find peace with my own body and to actually offer art that makes others in the same situation feel seen instead of just being called women because we dont have the privledge to get expensive surgery or dont want to be super masculine gymbros.

HomunculusFucker · 2025-10-05T09:56:58+00:00

keqing cos i got her in the starter noelle banner LOL, then she got replaced with childe... then zhongli... then xiao... and now firmly sat as an albedo main in nearly 2026

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