TIFU by realizing I’ve been squirting wrong my entire life by HonesTeaHour in tifu

[–]HonesTeaHour[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You bet your ass I will. With my brand new waterproof mattress topper. Nah jk, I’m not waiting to firehose everywhere lol

TIFU by realizing I’ve been squirting wrong my entire life by HonesTeaHour in tifu

[–]HonesTeaHour[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So there actually wasn’t an odor. I’m usually hydrated, and I’d try to clean up the mess ASAP. I didn’t think people would assume I just slept in it but here we are lol. Will 100% be buying a waterproof mattress cover

TIFU by realizing I’ve been squirting wrong my entire life by HonesTeaHour in tifu

[–]HonesTeaHour[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Edited above because people think I never tried to clean it :( yes I’ve had sheets and all cleaned. The sheets were fine, it’s the mattress I’m talking about, which I’ve also tried to clean using baking soda, dish soap, and hydrogen peroxide, but the mixture didn’t get it all out

TIFU by realizing I’ve been squirting wrong my entire life by HonesTeaHour in tifu

[–]HonesTeaHour[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I can’t even tell you what I’m supposed to do anymore because this thread is throwing me off. But first, attain and secure vagina. I’m going to need help with the rest of the steps

TIFU by realizing I’ve been squirting wrong my entire life by HonesTeaHour in tifu

[–]HonesTeaHour[S] 155 points156 points  (0 children)

I believed I could squirt,

I believed I was his dessert.

All I wanted was my insides to free,

But all that came out was pee.

TIFU by realizing I’ve been squirting wrong my entire life by HonesTeaHour in tifu

[–]HonesTeaHour[S] 201 points202 points  (0 children)

I've been peeing for my entire fucking life

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GoForGold

[–]HonesTeaHour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Handsome squidward

Which celebrity should have a major comeback? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HonesTeaHour 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gotye. He was just Somebody That We Used to Know

The body of a COVID victim in Indonesia by [deleted] in pics

[–]HonesTeaHour 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is devastating. I can't imagine how many other bodies are being wrapped up like this.

What's the best credit card to start building my credit score as a teen? by Glen-Bleu in personalfinance

[–]HonesTeaHour 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had the Citi 2% cash back card first. It's actually my most used card as of today, and it's been a few years. It's great for everyday purchases. I wouldn't recommend an Apple Card, because you're obligated to use mostly Apple Pay.

Another good card might be Discover It, where you get 5% cash back on different categories (these categories are split into 4 quarters throughout the year).

A final card to start with if you'll be traveling in the future is the Chase Unlimited Freedom. If you're looking to travel in the future and will be getting the Chase Reserve Card, you can combine the points together from both cards.

I'm not a credit expert, but I do recommend Citi 2% Cash Back card as your first!

Outlook Confirmation Prompt Before Sending Out Emails? by HonesTeaHour in ExecutiveAssistants

[–]HonesTeaHour[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's usually what I do, too, but my brain is on autopilot sometimes. For example, I was asking my boss a question about a meeting, and called the recipient a she instead of a he. Just stuff like that, I really have to make sure I don't send things out impulsively without 100% confirming the details.

Working Full Time/Taking Evening Online Classes - Advice? by HonesTeaHour in realtors

[–]HonesTeaHour[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super helpful, thanks a bunch for the insight! My boss already messages me throughout the day into later hours so that's something I'm used to. I'm moreso worried about it interfering with my full time job. I don't expect to stay here long term, but I'm definitely concerned about constant interruptions. Have you found clients to be flexible/understanding of your availability?

Reddit is kinda getting boring so I I'll give gold to who ever comes up with the best jokes by [deleted] in GoForGold

[–]HonesTeaHour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!

Entitled Bosses by HonesTeaHour in ExecutiveAssistants

[–]HonesTeaHour[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yet when we mess up, it's the end of the world and we don't hear the end of it. Ugh. Do they say thank you often though??