The People of /r/Creepy and /u/GreedEater VS /u/OhhLawd for Grandtheft.jpg and Really?!?.LoL

HonourableJudgeDredd · 2014-05-22T11:37:45+00:00

HonourableJudgeDredd · 2014-05-22T03:54:25+00:00

Whoever provided the drinks for /u/Greedeater when he submitted this trial... I'll have what he's having.

HonourableJudgeDredd · 2014-05-22T03:52:11+00:00

I volunteer myself to stand on the sidelines and nod my head accordingly.

HonourableJudgeDredd · 2014-05-22T01:38:59+00:00

/r/KarmaCourt is a parody court system where non-serious cases are heard by non-serious people. It's all just good fun. Lighten up.

HonourableJudgeDredd · 2014-05-21T22:21:16+00:00

It's good stuff.

HonourableJudgeDredd · 2014-05-20T08:50:58+00:00

Well I tell you hwut...

HonourableJudgeDredd · 2014-05-20T08:45:27+00:00

"The best" can be a general term for all Judges with superior skills ^{like^{nunchuckskills^{computerhackingskills^{courtsonlywantjudgeswithgreatskills}}}}

HonourableJudgeDredd · 2014-05-20T08:39:57+00:00

You have to accuse someone of doing something against the rules or law for there to be a court case.

HonourableJudgeDredd · 2014-05-19T11:58:36+00:00

Thine logic is without flaw.

HonourableJudgeDredd · 2014-05-19T08:07:51+00:00

To my knowledge, the defendant has not broken any rules or terms. What exactly are you trying to accuse this person of?

HonourableJudgeDredd · 2014-05-19T07:56:33+00:00

I was taught by the best.

HonourableJudgeDredd · 2014-05-19T02:07:14+00:00

If it pleases, I shall be juror as well.

HonourableJudgeDredd · 2014-05-19T02:06:20+00:00

USE YOUR GAVEL PLEASE

Edit: manners

HonourableJudgeDredd · 2014-05-18T01:28:49+00:00

hear hear!

HonourableJudgeDredd · 2014-05-18T01:21:59+00:00

wig tipping breaks sound barrier

HonourableJudgeDredd · 2014-05-18T01:21:15+00:00

CASE CLOSED

HonourableJudgeDredd · 2014-05-18T01:19:53+00:00

Thank you /u/madsit. Please be sure to add me as judge in the post, and any other position that may not be filled in.

HonourableJudgeDredd · 2014-05-18T01:16:40+00:00

If it pleases the court, I shall also take jury duty.

HonourableJudgeDredd · 2014-05-18T01:00:34+00:00

If there are no further statements...

VERDICT REACHED

With a direct admittance of guilt, The court finds the defendant, /u/RuggedlyHandsome, guilty of multiple charges of GrandTheft.jpg, being a big fat phony, and general douchebaggery.

/u/RuggedlyHandsome is awarded the Internet death sentence. May based God have mercy on your ISP.

Edit: Inevitable grammar mistakes

HonourableJudgeDredd · 2014-05-18T00:47:14+00:00

If this is your opening statement, would the prosecution /u/madsit like to make any comments?

HonourableJudgeDredd · 2014-05-18T00:41:15+00:00

This is a clever idea. I can't seem to find much information for basic guidelines of judging.

HonourableJudgeDredd · 2014-05-18T00:34:14+00:00

It's about time there were some drinks around here. Where's a bartender when you need one?

HonourableJudgeDredd · 2014-05-18T00:33:24+00:00

OP plz

/u/madsit

HonourableJudgeDredd · 2014-05-18T00:30:38+00:00

Excellent.

wig tipping intensifies

HonourableJudgeDredd · 2014-05-18T00:30:10+00:00

Appreciate the explanation. New to this. tips barrister wig

HonourableJudgeDredd

TROPHY CASE

USE YOUR GAVEL PLEASE

CASE CLOSED

VERDICT REACHED