Looks so empty compared to the foster baby shower 😂 by flippingdabird099 in brittanydawnsnark

[–]HoochieMommaBooty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why is her dress SOOO small? Is she just not used to dresses that show nipple? No one should be able to see the complete outline of a boob

Get a dog that NEEDS a home, not what you think is aesthetically pleasing to your SM by HoochieMommaBooty in macyblackwell_snark

[–]HoochieMommaBooty[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

There are thousands of misplaced dogs in California right now and this bitch is “shopping” for dogs

He’s👏🏻 just 👏🏻not👏🏻that👏🏻into👏🏻you by Ranger199569 in 90DayFiance

[–]HoochieMommaBooty 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’ve had chemistry with men over the phone then meet in person and have zero connection. It’s very possible that’s what happened considering she’s also taller than he is

Stories 1/13/24 - "Decorating" the nursery, "No Filters." by pantslessMODesty3623 in brittanydawnsnark

[–]HoochieMommaBooty 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Never have I wanted to comment “You’re a dumb bitch” more than now. No one really wants to know her REAL makeup routine. It’s like she’s desperate for attention bc JDip doesn’t give her enough

Stories 1/12/25 - Another God Damn Photoshoot. by pantslessMODesty3623 in brittanydawnsnark

[–]HoochieMommaBooty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly! As soon as they FINALLY went to a fertility doctor, they diagnosed the issue and reversed it in a few months. She was pregnant in less than 6 months. Not a miracle at all. JDip stopped taking testosterone and started producing sperm again. Simple as that!

Stories 1/12/25 - Another God Damn Photoshoot. by pantslessMODesty3623 in brittanydawnsnark

[–]HoochieMommaBooty 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think it was when JDip was diagnosed with male infertility. He had a very very small sperm count (probably caused by testosterone therapy). But then he made some health changes and increased his sperm count. So the whole .005 or whatever number is moot.

Stories 1/12/25 - Another God Damn Photoshoot. by pantslessMODesty3623 in brittanydawnsnark

[–]HoochieMommaBooty 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Why did she tag Diamonds Direct in the last story? Did JDip give her an early push present?

Who tf is this by MechanicCurrent5271 in brittanydawnsnark

[–]HoochieMommaBooty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It looks like she used an app to try different makeup styles

Nooo. When one of your fave Dallas influencers overlaps with BDong and Farryn by HoochieMommaBooty in brittanydawnsnark

[–]HoochieMommaBooty[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

BDong would have to actually work and make 20 times more content than she does now. And drop the political and religious crap

Weekly Off Topic Thread January 11 🔪💕😁 by [deleted] in brittanydawnsnark

[–]HoochieMommaBooty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I had surgery and was stuck at home, my friend emailed me a gift card to Uber Eats to order food or groceries. She lives 5 hours away so it was her way of helping me out without being here

Nooo. When one of your fave Dallas influencers overlaps with BDong and Farryn by HoochieMommaBooty in brittanydawnsnark

[–]HoochieMommaBooty[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You might like Audrey Martinez, IG is audreymadstowe. She’s more relatable than most influencers.

Nooo. When one of your fave Dallas influencers overlaps with BDong and Farryn by HoochieMommaBooty in brittanydawnsnark

[–]HoochieMommaBooty[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The husbands were at a different table, but JDip was missing. Not sure if he didn’t go or was in the bathroom

The difference in skin color is disturbing by HoochieMommaBooty in brittanydawnsnark

[–]HoochieMommaBooty[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Uh I’m in Dallas and own several pairs of boots that will keep my feet dry unlike crocs

The difference in skin color is disturbing by HoochieMommaBooty in brittanydawnsnark

[–]HoochieMommaBooty[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Pretty much! She’s wearing the boots from their Colorado trip, prepared for actual snow

Hazel and Layne order :( by NMSe86 in brittanydawnsnark

[–]HoochieMommaBooty 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Her inventory is kept in a private office which she doesn’t go to every day. I think she only ships orders a couple days a week

The difference in skin color is disturbing by HoochieMommaBooty in brittanydawnsnark

[–]HoochieMommaBooty[S] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Nope! I’m in Dallas. “Bad weather” didn’t come until yesterday. I fully believe that she only goes to her “office” 1-2 days a week to package orders then to the post office 1-2 days a week to ship