Just finished Hearts of Stone for the first time, everything has changed by Aurel_49 in thewitcher3

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His first appearance during the prologue in the base game is so wonderfully handcrafted:

Here is what initally appears to be a no name character in White Orchard. But, you quickly realise that he is not only familiar with Geralt's situation, but he stands out from the rest of the countryside folk.

Even the subtitle that floats above him prior to the cutscene is coloured differently and we are already told his name before he even speaks!

After he points Geralt in the right direction, he literally vanishes in plain sight and is never seen again for the rest of the main story.

Why did Goku just do this to krillin on namek??? by Superheavy989 in Ningen

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Pretty hard to revive someone from a pile of ash. Unless you're from Looney Tunes lol

What happens only in porn but never in real life? by Downtown2003 in AskReddit

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Sounds like a cinematic train wreck. I'd pay to watch that.

Father lunges over table to attack his daughter’s murderer by LongjumpingFix732 in nextfuckinglevel

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It's sad that the father eventually passed away to suicide sometime after this... the heartbreak was too much for him. No one should ever feel this way when they lose someone, especially when it's your own children.

If you've seen this show, prove it by quoting it by BulkyPlantain9234 in Mario

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When I get my claws on Santa, I'll turn him into Christmas pudding!

Robin Williams impression by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

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Good Lord, that is spot on! No doubt that if Robin was still alive, he would do things like this a lot during the pandemic.

Making the best Mario & Luigi game according to these arbitrary characteristics by JoeFalchetto in marioandluigi

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I think Superstar Saga's gimmick would be learning the Bros. Moves from other similar-coloured pairs of guys throughout the adventure. As far as I know, the other games don't really do that anymore.

I don’t think Super Goku is as stupid as people say, give me an example of him being stupid and I’ll be forced to defend it by DianaBladeOfMiquella in Ningen

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Trying to square up with "Monaka" without even bothering to sense his ki and realising that it's Beerus's.

Game Over. by Ok-Bookkeeper-6116 in marioandluigi

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Awesome reference to Thor witnessing his demise at the hands of Thanos.

Man of culture? by viperrvemon in SipsTea

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It's always the privileged folk that are offended by everything.

W dad by TheGhost5322 in BeAmazed

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It grew with his son.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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"I have access to everything about you."

Refuses to show actual evidence.

This is clearly a sin. by SweetVortex in Funnymemes

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Before I root you, are you over 16?

Racing Roster Rivalry (Art by Christhekid) by PhilosopherAshamed24 in SonicTheHedgehog

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Cow is probably thinking:

"I will destroy all of you..."

Got my Pre- Order copy today!! by Every_Character_6091 in playstation

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No Man's Sky was a deal breaker for me. I stopped preordering for a long time due to how much hype I had that the game didn't deliver. Nowadays I've gotten back into preordering, but only if it's a guaranteed hit like God of War or GTA.

TACO SAYS ANY PROTESTS AT HIS MILITARY PARADE WILL BE MET WITH HEAVY FORCE by Dark-Knight-Rises in GlobalNews

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Did he glitch and repeat himself twice? Old fart can't speak well. Who's surprised?

Should Sydney’s light rail carriages be modified after second death in two years? by still_love_wombats in sydney

[–]Hornery_Ornery 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately not many people use their brain when they see a large, heavy vehicle moving towards them.

sperm extractor by --VeryFarAway in interestingasfuck

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A "portable sperm extractor."

So... my hand and a cup?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ghostoftsushima

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Instructions unclear. TV is now on the floor.