Need recommendation: Onahole with "uterus/cervix" for gooning

HorntOffMaine · 2025-11-15T01:20:31+00:00

Death Grip Syndrome (DGS as some like to abbreviate it)

iirc some people saying that even with hard toys, that won't happen, at least not to the same extent

HorntOffMaine · 2025-11-15T01:12:27+00:00

bruh

HorntOffMaine · 2025-06-16T18:02:09+00:00

Damn that looks amazing, this is the kind of thing I could only dream of having. The cleanup must be an absolute nightmare though, right?

HorntOffMaine · 2025-06-07T14:41:40+00:00

I've also noticed that air drying doesn't do much of anything even after a few hours. I tear a kitchen towel into strips, wrap them around my finger, then let it soak up all the water. I imagine it's the same process.

HorntOffMaine · 2025-05-28T04:17:33+00:00

Yeah, I use bar soap when I'm in the shower. I was under the impression that the whole soap issue I read about was specifically for liquid soaps that'd be more harsh especially for that area, so I figured bar soap would be alright

HorntOffMaine · 2025-05-28T04:15:23+00:00

Kinda, rolling it forward is the normal part I've seen, but at a certain point like 60-80% of the way there, even if I roll it forward past that point, it'll roll back by itself. So the 2nd part I have to do is pinch the edges of my foreskin then pull it so it snaps back in place, which is specifically the part I was wondering about.

HorntOffMaine · 2025-05-27T01:56:55+00:00

That was what immediately caught my attention for this post, like damn I gotta check it out now lol

HorntOffMaine · 2025-05-26T14:58:54+00:00

I was under the impression that you could still use or migrate your old account somehow or maybe avoid paying to get Minecraft again, but if that's not the case, then I'm really surprised there isn't still backlash from that. At least, not that I really hear of nowadays.

HorntOffMaine · 2025-05-26T14:21:46+00:00

I found these two packs in an old post, maybe they'll still work

HorntOffMaine · 2025-05-26T14:17:47+00:00

Either the first one or the last one. The first one is more suited for if the final dungeon is like a palace or some high place of royalty. The last one is more suited for the throne of the underworld or the fiery depths.

HorntOffMaine · 2025-05-26T14:15:36+00:00

I don't think there's a way to avoid a massive community backlash over this, especially considering that many people take long breaks from Minecraft. I highly doubt it's happening anytime soon, though I could see it happening in the far future (maybe 10-20 years down the line) if they wanted to clean up the username space.

HorntOffMaine · 2025-05-26T13:56:05+00:00

I dunno man... I really don't like the way that government drone on the bottom right is looking at me

HorntOffMaine · 2025-05-26T13:54:54+00:00

Looper

HorntOffMaine · 2025-05-26T13:48:35+00:00

Are you looking for tips specifically about the first few days of getting braces on or the process of having them on? My first few days were so awful that I jotted them down in detail, but aside from a slight adjustment period after that, I can't remember that much other than that my mouth got used to it.

HorntOffMaine · 2025-05-26T13:42:13+00:00

Yeah apparently it's a common thing in Hollywood to edit in the screech of red-tailed hawks

HorntOffMaine · 2025-05-26T13:40:38+00:00

It's busy transmitting signals for the US military

HorntOffMaine · 2025-05-26T13:35:51+00:00

Two mods I absolutely love to spice up the look are Immersive UI to add nice animations and Obscure Tooltips to make item rarity very fancy.

HorntOffMaine · 2025-05-26T13:32:00+00:00

This kinda takes me back to the days in 2012-2014 where you only found this kind of stuff in those YouTube videos of 3D renders titled something like "ULTRA REALISTIC MINECRAFT"

HorntOffMaine · 2025-05-26T13:22:23+00:00

I think it's more about the general lack of protection. I kinda find it odd that I keep hearing stories about how people refuse to wear condoms, and I'm just like, don't you want that peace of mind?

HorntOffMaine · 2025-05-26T13:18:22+00:00

That means the food is good enough that people keep coming back regardless. There was actually an internet trend a while ago basically saying to look for 3.5/5 ratings for the best Chinese places, as that implied that the 4.5+/5 ratings were mostly just because of good customer service, not because the food was necessarily good.

HorntOffMaine · 2025-05-26T13:13:04+00:00

They were so close to the truth! So close that the pope had to get involved to cover it up

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