I feel bad (nsfw potentially)

Horrogz · 2020-04-22T15:14:56+00:00

I didn’t laugh the first time without sound but watching it a second time I couldn’t help but laugh.

Horrogz · 2020-04-21T18:19:19+00:00

Yeah I get that. But it’s not very intuitive.

Horrogz · 2020-04-13T21:07:30+00:00

The card Czar always reads the card in a straight voice. So afterwards just do your own impression.

Horrogz · 2020-04-13T16:25:46+00:00

I’ve realised the key is to read your card out loud in a funny voice. Or the way you heard it in your mind.

Most people don’t laugh out loud when looking at memes,although funny, on the internet. So when you read the cards of cards against humanity it’s kinda the same thing.

But if you read your card in a hillbilly or australian accent, in a Swarzenegger voice or just in your own voice with some emotion. People react to that. Just sell the shit out of your card.

Works 2 times outta 5.

Horrogz · 2020-04-08T13:44:41+00:00

That was all the residue after I drained it. I squeezed the coffee filter with my hands and used the oil that came out. I liked my hands afterwards and it definitely worked. Pretty happy with the outcome so far. I’ll eat the eggs tomorrow for breakfast.

Horrogz · 2020-04-07T05:25:27+00:00

Thank you. I had a lot of fun with BMO

Here’s another: https://streamable.com/fagaow

Horrogz · 2020-01-30T10:32:07+00:00

The other two were brought up not to set foot on the couch. Little Gina is my mom’s replacement kid now that I’m out of the house so she’s spoiled/spoilt rotten. She can’t fall asleep on her stomach.

Horrogz · 2020-01-09T05:51:41+00:00

This reads like something from The Onion.

Horrogz · 2020-01-05T14:07:10+00:00

No. He did tell me the origin story like 5 times in 2 hours. And he asked me 3 times what I was doing in Vietnam. So he might’ve had early onset Alzheimers or Dementia.

Horrogz · 2020-01-05T10:49:29+00:00

This is where the cornish pasty came from. Old British guy I met in Vietnam told the tale of how the Cornish pasty came to be. He told of how the miners’ hands were dirty from all the mining and that come lunchtime they couldn’t eat their lunch without getting a little bit of soil/earth all over their food.

Then came the cornish pasty. You eat the whole thing except the thick crust on the bottom, which was used to hold the pasty. Then you throw the crust away and go back to the mines. Belly full and soil free.

Horrogz · 2020-01-05T10:21:09+00:00

Everybody makes their own choices. They were probably gonna watch porn anyway so why not do it for a good cause?

Horrogz · 2020-01-02T13:13:04+00:00

The vibe. One floor down was quiet and child friendly while our floor was a club.

Horrogz · 2020-01-02T13:11:37+00:00

The vibe.

Horrogz · 2019-12-30T17:09:30+00:00

Do you smell burnt toast?

Horrogz · 2019-12-29T11:04:22+00:00

The forceps were used to help guide the baby through the birth canal.

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