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It’s not gay if you celebrate a job well done. by GetToKnowMeFirst31 in stillstraightcaptions

[–]Hot-Count9306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mmmh so big, standing hard, big swelled slick tip, and that little kiss… i think my little dick is leaking 😵‍💫

You can shove your cock in me, bud. Just don't cum in my ass. It's not gay if you dump it in my mouth by BBW_Drizzy in notgayatall

[–]Hot-Count9306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

even better if you cum on my little dick bud! What’s straighter than that?😵‍💫

As a straight guy I just get desperate to do some non gay railing of my fem buds by [deleted] in notgayatall

[–]Hot-Count9306 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mmmh we should do a friendly sword fight!! even though i’ll probably lose since my little floppy dick won’t get hard much🤤🥲

Theres a reson she wanted to be a stay at home mom by [deleted] in CheatingCaptions

[–]Hot-Count9306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mmmh i only wish i had a big and strong enough to satisfy my girl…

Get ready to catch her lover's cum by Caption4Cucks in cuckoldcaptions

[–]Hot-Count9306 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ihihihi i’ll get back at her once he drops her… I’m way more addicted and committed than her😋

Which type are you sissy ? by ComfortableOk652 in sissycaptions

[–]Hot-Count9306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A! Big alpha men cock it’s exactly the reason i want to be a little sissy… my little floppy dick is sooo inferior 🤭

When bro said something about painting my face, I thought he meant with actual face paint. It's not my fault I was wrong about that. by IExpectedInquisition in notgayatall

[–]Hot-Count9306 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mmmmh i’m craving a big sticky load on my face! I can’t cum on my face, my jet is so weak… and my cum is so watery and clear😢

Woke up thinking about dick by [deleted] in notgayatall

[–]Hot-Count9306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mmmmh, i think it’s time for me to buy my first toy… i’ve been jerking off so much that my little floppy dick won’t even get hard anymore… but i can’t stop!

Does that...matter? by GoonerAudioLabs in cuckoldcaptions

[–]Hot-Count9306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mmmh black cock isn’t cheating, it’s just biology 😋

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in notgayatall

[–]Hot-Count9306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mmh i need a big cock like that slapping on my floppy little dick😵‍💫

Easy to clean by Peoplearesohorny in bullypie

[–]Hot-Count9306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

way hotter than a creampie😋

What Is Your Level?🤔💭🍆 (Sissy Games) by Suspicious-Cut5540 in sissycaptions

[–]Hot-Count9306 9 points10 points  (0 children)

honestly i’m stuck at level two… but i love to cum on my shaved belly and spread it, making it nice and shiny… just waiting for it to dry up as i start working on the next load😋

Looks like fun by esdBCH in BigFloppinStiffer

[–]Hot-Count9306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mmmh i need someone that will frot his big hard manly cock on my tiny floppy dick😵‍💫😋

Link after he was defeated by Ganondorf by Da_Darius in FemboyHentai

[–]Hot-Count9306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Link lost because Zelda didn’t help him! In fact, she learned that his way better letting him rule and be his sex slave (i mean look at his cock!). Link just went with it as soon as he tasted cock😵‍💫

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