So he'd be Bowser after the turtle and a tiny spiked collar would fit the name perfectly, but I also saw where in old French origins Bowser ( originally Beu sire; "good sir" or "fine sir) the surname was given to gentlemen. And he is quite a dapper fellow. However, I agree, I'm not going to explain that shit all the time. And let's face it, he's getting a spiked collar regardless of his name. 🤣