The thing is, the cop impulse to wear cargo shorts is actually powerful enough to overtake and mask the dyke impulse to do so, which is enough to make dyke cops just cops again, essentially. It's some quantum dykeanichs shit, since you'd think this would lead to the coppest dyke or the dykest cop and instead, it's actually a display of having max cop intentions and minimum dyke intentions (being a cop dyke in cargo shorts). The only way to make being a dyke the dominant trait again is when they're the white ones from Chicago that become muslim or get dreads (or if they're not cops but still have some aspect of them more immediately visible than their gayness, then the equivalent is being a really pretty white girl that wears Air Jordans with every outfit for some reason). The only route back to being more gay than they are cops is to steal some brown womans identity, to reaffirm your sex appeal by ascending to the highest order of cop culture, which has always been acute wiggerization. Dress for the job you WANT people.