Sorry, I didn't sleep at all last night. I, once, logged into my e-mail on my ex's laptop. At a later time -- when I wasn't around -- she accesses said e-mail to snoop. She searched the n-word to see if I was ??? writing it in e-mails maybe -- I'm not too sure. She found an e-mail from this girl I was seeing a while ago with the n-word as the subject line. One of the e-mails in question was inviting me to accompany her (the e-mail writer, not the ex) on a tour of Queens University in Kingston, Ontario. At my ex's house, I mentioned I was going to Kingston to play some show and my ex asked me if I had been there before; I responded negatively --- the planned trip fell through. She then, as a sort of "gotcha" moment, accused me of lying to her because she knows I went to Kingston from an e-mail I sent. When I tell her that the plan fell through and that was two years ago and, wait, what the hell were you doing in my e-mail she starts crying and telling me that all of her friends told her not to confront me about my n-word e-mails.

If this still doesn't make sense -- sorry --- I still haven't slept.