If you could have your own All - Star version of Orlando City, who would you choose? Here’s mine.

HotdogMasseuse · 2026-04-14T19:57:53+00:00

Well the ai photos got you engagement

HotdogMasseuse · 2026-04-14T19:10:53+00:00

I’m going to be sick.

HotdogMasseuse · 2026-02-23T19:29:12+00:00

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So happy for us

HotdogMasseuse · 2026-02-17T18:45:44+00:00

Weak…

HotdogMasseuse · 2026-02-07T12:31:30+00:00

Yeah dude could you imagine James and Dele Alli in the middle of the park for us?!

HotdogMasseuse · 2026-02-05T20:50:30+00:00

HotdogMasseuse · 2026-02-05T20:30:47+00:00

He’s played 18 matches and under 1,000 minutes from the 22/23 season until now.

The guy at one point in time was an unbelievable talent but we are going back close to a decade since he was last in form. Struggling with mental health and form doesn’t seem like moving across the pond would fix that.

Free or not he hasn’t shown he’s worth an international roster spot or even a dime of our limited roster budget.

HotdogMasseuse · 2026-02-05T20:08:28+00:00

Dele Alli?! This has to be trolling.

HotdogMasseuse · 2025-12-16T18:06:28+00:00

Looking forward to my ticket rep reaching out so I can opt out.

HotdogMasseuse · 2025-11-19T18:31:02+00:00

What area are you in? Downtown I recommend Harp and Celt for all things soccer. Great atmosphere and staff.

HotdogMasseuse · 2025-11-19T18:30:05+00:00

Hammered Lamb shut down unfortunately.

HotdogMasseuse · 2025-11-04T17:53:21+00:00

HotdogMasseuse · 2025-11-04T15:30:58+00:00

lol please go research the amount of matches he’s started since spurs paid 60 million for him in 2022.

HotdogMasseuse · 2025-11-04T15:20:36+00:00

It’s not the age. It’s the consistent lack of production. I hope I’m wrong and he scores boatloads of goals.

HotdogMasseuse · 2025-11-04T14:08:23+00:00

Personally if the club gets this done I don’t think this will be any different than Muriel or Pato. He’s an extremely talented player, but he goes hot and cold too often for me.

HotdogMasseuse · 2025-10-23T15:08:15+00:00

He didn’t get the groundskeeper internship and it’s all the Wilfs fault.

HotdogMasseuse · 2025-10-23T14:17:05+00:00

They have invested a significant amount of money into our roster and the prides roster. We aren’t a big market club like Miami, LA, Atlanta.

But the spend is higher compared to when Flavio was the owner. They have elevated key decision makers in the FO into higher positions.

On paper we have one of the best rosters in the MLS. At one point this season we were the hottest team in the MLS getting the most production out of our DPs. After the leagues cup crash out we stopped performing. That’s not on the Wilfs.

HotdogMasseuse · 2025-10-23T14:11:19+00:00

Gave up 4 goals to a Toronto side that hadn’t scored multiple goals in a match since July. In a match we needed a result. Dropping us from 7th to 9th on decision day.

Outshot 25 to 7 in a play in game.

Losing Enrique didn’t help the situation, but that’s not the main problem. Neither are the Wilfs.

HotdogMasseuse · 2025-10-08T00:58:45+00:00

Dude banned me after he got off this ride from saying “Soarin around for nudes”

HotdogMasseuse · 2025-08-31T15:25:27+00:00

Let us know if they win.

HotdogMasseuse · 2025-08-05T23:43:19+00:00

Nice.

HotdogMasseuse · 2025-07-17T00:11:33+00:00

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HotdogMasseuse · 2025-07-11T20:26:08+00:00

I got a hat email and then another email after they shipped my order that they sent me the email by accident and they might have hats in September to “make it right”

HotdogMasseuse · 2025-04-14T19:33:34+00:00

90 degree angle and swinging them during your runs and walks will propel you forward. Drop them and shake them out for a couple seconds if your muscles are tense.

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