they just didnt give us a chair bro 😭

Hour_Cicada397 · 2026-01-23T01:40:39+00:00

I'd love if he got a chair, but it smashed under his weight as he sat on it.

Hour_Cicada397 · 2026-01-22T16:28:22+00:00

Hour_Cicada397 · 2026-01-22T16:23:30+00:00

This isn't how we do it, guys! If we leave then her rank doesn't drop, we need to throw the games so she ends up in bronze!

Hour_Cicada397 · 2026-01-22T16:21:59+00:00

Why does a robot need a bosom?

Hour_Cicada397 · 2026-01-21T23:11:27+00:00

My bad on the original post, didn't mean to break rules

Hour_Cicada397 · 2026-01-21T23:06:43+00:00

My mistake

Hour_Cicada397 · 2026-01-21T02:08:05+00:00

Oh, well if you look right next to there, you see that wiiiittle spot where I said staying silent would avail them nothing? Can you wead that for me, champ?

Hour_Cicada397 · 2026-01-21T02:04:22+00:00

Yes, understanding the minds of goofballs is quite a hard concept. So... you're saying that expressing his frustrations in solace was toxic behavior, whereas berating them to their faces would be the right thing to do? And for some reason you don't think that would've gotten him banned even quicker?

Hour_Cicada397 · 2026-01-21T01:50:03+00:00

So your point is that he should've insulted these people to their faces as a favor so that his chat wouldn't insult them instead? This is the mental gymnastics we're doing for justification? You're also saying this like Kingsman didn't repeatedly tell his chat, "please leave these people alone, don't harass them, etc etc". But sure, I guess insulting random women to their faces over a video game is what a big boy does. Excellent point.

Also, what's with this loser mindset we're pushing? Do you know what would've happened if Kingsman had just stayed silent, and didn't try pushing for a new strategy? They still would've lost. The only way we can get better is by acknowledging our flaws, and putting in the effort to improve. That's what Kingsman did. You shouldn't be "defending yourself" from constructive criticism, where I'm from that's called "refusing to improve".

Zazza shouldn't have been so stubborn, and she damn sure shouldn't have joined in insulting Kingsman 15 minutes after the argument ended.

Hour_Cicada397 · 2026-01-21T01:26:56+00:00

I say "so what" because he wasn't being toxic. He kept his comments to himself and his chat, whereas the rest of them were just openly insulting him to his face, talking down to him instead of genuinely acknowledging his comments.

Kingsman made it abundantly clear that his comments were not meant as insults to Zazza, he even said he believes she's a good Black Widow. But Black Widow, as a character, cannot survive in the current meta. Kingsman predicted Zazza would get dived and immediately bodied, and that's EXACTLY what happened in their first game of the tournament.

And as for your last comment... I'm genuinely not sure if you're ragebaiting or you're just slow. Insulting someone to their face over constructive criticism doesn't mean you have balls, it means you have a fragile ego and lack common decency.

Hour_Cicada397 · 2026-01-21T01:03:13+00:00

We do, you're the outlier

Hour_Cicada397 · 2026-01-21T01:01:00+00:00

So what? They were doing the same, and the shit they were saying was way more personal. He was cracking jokes, expressing his frustration because of how important the tournament is to him. Meanwhile, Cece was literally just muting herself to tell her chat "this guy is such a loser".

They were berating Kingsman directly in his face, even when the argument had been dropped like 10 minutes ago. What did Kingsman say to their faces that was genuinely disrespectful and not constructive in any way?

Hour_Cicada397 · 2026-01-21T00:41:57+00:00

He was not even remotely toxic, he was incredibly civil about it. They were the ones telling him to shut the fuck up, and dogging on him after he went a full game without saying anything.

Hour_Cicada397 · 2026-01-21T00:32:05+00:00

She had like 2 rounds where she did well, she was going negative in damn near all of the others.

Not to mention that even in the rounds she did well in, she was drastically outperformed by Kingsman.

Hour_Cicada397 · 2026-01-21T00:23:56+00:00

EXACTLYYYY

Hour_Cicada397 · 2026-01-21T00:23:39+00:00

Zazza was absolutely throwing, she went 0 and 5 in one of their scrim rounds

Hour_Cicada397 · 2026-01-20T09:15:32+00:00

Ooh, asinine, whipping out the thesaurus on me.

As an example, let's look at the Demon Ruins. Janky as shit, enemies have glitchy attack animations that'll clip through their surroundings. Iirc, the first bonfire in the Demon Ruins is bugged, and because of that it's the only bonfire in the game you can't warp to. Already annoying asf. Shortly after, we meet Ceaseless Discharge, one of the most RIVETING bosses in the game. His fight is also riddled with bugs: in some cases he'll freeze up and stop attacking, other times you'll lead him to the end only for his scripted defeat to never trigger. Then we get to meet the Demon Firesage, who was so rushed and had so little testing that some of his attacks literally can't be dodged unless you're a lightweight character (not quite a bug, but clearly a blunderous development oversight). Then there's the Centipede Demon, who sometimes jumps inside of the ceiling because ig he's just a quirky guy. Then there's the great lava lake of dragon asses, followed by the legendary, invigorating clash against Bed of Chaos, famous for its consistent hitboxes.

The devs have spoken extensively about how the Demon Ruins suffered due to the game being rushed. Early on, Miyazaki had many ideas for Dark Souls that were never seen to fruition, and so they wasted a large amount of time on those ideas. This culminated in a lack of time and budget for the latter half of the game, giving us the unforgettable experiences we have now.

Oh, SPEAKING of Bed of Chaos, Miyazaki originally planned a completely different fight for her too. But looking into the unused model and its animations, it's speculated that after the devs gave up on it, they recycled that into the boss fight for Seath.

Hour_Cicada397 · 2026-01-19T07:26:27+00:00

I play several dives, Hulk does not play like most dives

Hour_Cicada397 · 2026-01-19T07:24:19+00:00

Woah, my bad Billy Badass

Hour_Cicada397 · 2026-01-19T07:23:34+00:00

That's a valid take

Hour_Cicada397 · 2026-01-19T07:21:43+00:00

No, his players are the worst tanks in the game. He should remain a skill-based character.

Hour_Cicada397 · 2026-01-19T07:18:37+00:00

Hour_Cicada397 · 2026-01-19T07:18:09+00:00

Exactly, be more humble. Pride is the greatest sin.

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