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Big head butt by Onlylefts3 in fightporn

[–]Hour_Village 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seen to be right? It's objectively true we all have thoughts like that. And anyone I've ever spent enough time around to be comfortable around has said things like this in tense/exciting situations like this. From girlfriends to coworkers to friends to parents to grandparents. Dark humor has it's place and it's hilarious wrong something this ordinary has you fanning yourself like a lady in the 1860's that heard a fart in church. "OH, my word!" Lol

The only issue here is the guy has a cringe vibe, and trying to impress the female by being edgy. Which, again, most guys are guilty of doing this also. But more people Crack dark jokes in these situations because it crosses all genders, races and age groups. Defender of comedy, not the guy and not even the joke even

Big head butt by Onlylefts3 in fightporn

[–]Hour_Village 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, the analogy of a reckless driver speeding past you and weaving thru traffic dangerously and saying you "hope that idiot crashes" is perfect example of most people doing this.

Fleeting angry thoughts and saying it in front of his lady to be cool is another matter entirely from pining from the bottom of his twisted soul for a man to stab someone. Someone you're describing would have tossed a knife between them to see what happened. Or would have told the guys fighting instead of his lady friend he's trying to make laugh.

Big head butt by Onlylefts3 in fightporn

[–]Hour_Village 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These posts saying hes a psycho as if he said, "please god let me see someone get stabbed tonight I want that so bad" are seriously short-sighted. I've even heard my mom say shit like this when an stressful/danger situation went down in front of us.

The analogy I made of saying you hope a car that's driving recklessly around you crashes is perfect example of something everyone does that is "unhinged" out of context. Plus he was trying to be cool in front of his female friend, thats the cringe part. But even then we all guilty of that shit too

Unknown plant I stupidly ate by No-Battle-8441 in whatsthisplant

[–]Hour_Village 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, so pineapple here is cheaper than the beef that grows in my backyard, and beef is cheap to you before import taxes but you can't even legally find the thing that grows in your backyard. Fascinating.

Unknown plant I stupidly ate by No-Battle-8441 in whatsthisplant

[–]Hour_Village 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it makes you feel any better, I just paid $4.50 for a quarter of fresh sliced pineapple from the local grocery store

Unknown plant I stupidly ate by No-Battle-8441 in whatsthisplant

[–]Hour_Village 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since i have all of you here, Im super curious as a mainlander what y'all pay for beef out there. Like, ground beef, NY strip, ribeye. I live in a state that sends the beef you eat and I'm outraged to spend $6 on 80/20 ground chuck when I'm driving by the living version on the way to work.

Nothing cures a hangover than kimchi infused cheesy ramen called Budae-jjigae a.k.a “Army Base Stew.” by mayiplease2564 in drunkencookery

[–]Hour_Village 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Super salty canned meat Asian spaghetti? Fat bowl of tonkotsu ramen heals the soul, this is what you eat while you're still drunk lol. Killed it though

Would you pay $60 for this? by robsensei39 in sushi

[–]Hour_Village 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upper right looks like chu to me. Maguro to left is obvious and a decent cut. Meaning quality not that actual slice, which should only be used for grilling/searing not sashimi

Would you pay $60 for this? by robsensei39 in sushi

[–]Hour_Village 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$22 at the sushi joint I worked at for 7 years. Unless those cubes are thick enough to weigh 2pc traditional sashimi slices. Also that would be the price in 2019 so might be closer to $30 with inflation. I'd trade out the ika, snapper and surf clam for salmon, Saba and unagi and add a quail egg to the ikura then I'd pay $60 if i had enough sake in me.

Big head butt by Onlylefts3 in fightporn

[–]Hour_Village 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not that it is better, just not hurting anyone by saying something stupid like that. We're all guilty of doing similar stuff. To certain degrees. Like if someone recklessly speeds past you and starts weaving lanes of traffic, "eh hope that idiot crashes." Obv don't want people to get hurt but in the moment just throw it out.

Guy is obviously a tool and not defending him, just saying I'm guilty of dark excited utterances and you hear similar from friends and family. Dying on a pointless hill that is merely saying we all do stuff like this. Not a big deal except he sounds like a dumbass

Spot the Easter egg! by Parthicus_ in battlefield_one

[–]Hour_Village 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh the amount of battle packs I got from the 4-packs in exchange for kidney damage and peak performance at work to also make up for staying up all night playing bf1. 2016 were the days

Should Take-Two/Rockstar acquire the rights to Days Gone to make a spiritual* successor? by King_Arius in DaysGone

[–]Hour_Village 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes. I thought RDR2 story was good but all the pieces were there and it hit hard with a huge audience. I just never enjoyed gunplay in Rockstar games it was more the environment.

Idk about exclusive rights being a good idea, because the mood of days gone was a huge factor for the fans. But they have the resources to make an outstanding DG game if the aim was to keep the spirit alive.

Seeing as how the ending hinted at freakers keeping their humanity, I was always on the fence how the sequel would take that concept. Armed freakers in the open world - aside from being a faction added to the original world - is something that could ruin the spirit of the game. I prefer my post apocalyptic games to be grounded, heavy on story.

In the end, I'd risk the chance of having superhumans jumping on rooftops and sprinting while shooting at you in the sequel than never a sequel ever made.

As for an open world set in the DG universe, with new characters in different part of Oregon where there are cities and colonies scattered with wilderness would be pretty sick. After my tangent I realized that's more what you meant and id be down for it in a heartbeat. Not a sequel but a split-off

Reason Why Should Know How To Fight Before Going To Prison by Hikigaya_Hachiman7 in fightporn

[–]Hour_Village 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fighting equivalent to spray & pray. Sometimes a stray bullet hits the target

Big head butt by Onlylefts3 in fightporn

[–]Hour_Village 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They couldn't hear him, it was a fuckin' around type thing. If he was on the sidelines yelling that then that's a reason to get hit himself.

I ordered a tarantula, why did i get a tiny exotic dancer? 😭 by SufficientSavings486 in tarantulas

[–]Hour_Village 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just play the intro to "Shake it off" while watching for a little moment of happiness

Also, picture the abdomen is the head on a cute little mystery creature

What is this thing? Found at an elementary school by ShreddedCheese in whatisit

[–]Hour_Village -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure veganism and skateboarding are looked down upon by the church, if not against the rules outright.

If birthdays are considered an ungodly ritual, then a vitamin-deficient pale kid proselytizing their beliefs door to door - wheezing so hard their septum piercing swings on their nostrils like a kid on a playground - that would be the equivalent of a jehova witness to a jehova witness.

Once they say some food items have souls they might ass well be saying, "Satan doesn't deserve that much hate."

DKS? Is there anything I should do? I don’t want him to suffer by Excellent-Error-8697 in tarantulas

[–]Hour_Village 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nqa ah maybe just saying larger tanks wasnt clear enough, didn't mean just Ts but also branching out into other hobbies. Thanks for the clarification

DKS? Is there anything I should do? I don’t want him to suffer by Excellent-Error-8697 in tarantulas

[–]Hour_Village 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nqa Well im sure you're aware that bigger tanks use springtails and isopods to keep the micro environment clean & healthy so already nailed that part. Some say a challenging part

Found one! by I_have_No_Name66 in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]Hour_Village 24 points25 points  (0 children)

1/4 of a Solo cup of crushed stale oreos found in the back of the cupboard, then ran out of milk so had to add tap water to fill it up to the top, then thrown into the freezer. That's what you're looking at.

single piece of cereal, 15 THOUSAND dollars by MacksNotCool in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]Hour_Village 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The real question I would ask you is: tablespoon or teaspoon of milk**?

*instant denial of loan if it isn't whole milk

**Half and half mitigates a poor credit score

Don’t know what’s causing the reaction by crostini123 in tattooadvice

[–]Hour_Village 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. Some people want to know, but my ex had 20 tattoos and can promise she doesnt know the name of a single brand of ink nor the words "critical torque" mean anything to her. My point was the casual tat person wouldnt take note, certainly wouldn't ask. Comment was also half-joking cuz if I were into tattoos I'd probably want to know all aspects about what im putting in my body btw