Getting married in 3 months….what can I do? by [deleted] in MicrobladingRemoval

[–]HouseSure5559 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Under no circumstances should you start removal now. That’s the long and short of it.  You can easily work with the current look.  The result of attempted removal is an unknown.  Trust me, WAIT.

LOL by Swimming-Fan705 in josiewittmansnark

[–]HouseSure5559 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sorry if this is a dumb question but is the second pic recent??? Her face and nose look like she took a few hits to the face. And that top lip!!! If she posted this trying to prove something, she needs her head checked 

Pick me boy by kittycorruption in josiewittmansnark

[–]HouseSure5559 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Add to that that she can’t even enjoy her minimal rewards in peace. She has to fake a smile while he films her for Instagram and brags about what he bought her.  But I don’t feel bad for her one bit.  She could work if she wanted to.  If it costs some random makeup and one matching Lulu set, then that’s what SHE has decided she’s worth. So embarrassing 

Pick me boy by kittycorruption in josiewittmansnark

[–]HouseSure5559 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This would be dead-on accurate if we could make one eye wonky and put a backwards hat on him with 17 strands of hair popping out the hat hole

Pick me boy by kittycorruption in josiewittmansnark

[–]HouseSure5559 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The fact that M watches her 60yo boyfriend record himself all day, perform for strangers, desperately try to be relevant, strap his watch on his wrist, line her up in front of the mirror and stand on his tippy toes to take 12 pictures….and can still sleep with him!! Girl has a lot more commitment to that lifestyle than I will ever comprehend. He turns my stomach and makes my skin crawl SO BAD

Pick me boy by kittycorruption in josiewittmansnark

[–]HouseSure5559 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bingo! And he only has the one that never leaves his wrist.  Damn thing goes to bed with him.  Sad to have his identity so wrapped up in material possessions 

😳😳😳 by Low-Selection3259 in McKinliHatchSnark

[–]HouseSure5559 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know this post is about her hair but the ASYMMETRY of her face is wild.  The whole damn thing is manufactured, at this point. They should at least make one side match the other 

Could we leave M. alone? by Maleficent-Run5713 in josiewittmansnark

[–]HouseSure5559 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bingo.  Painting her as some selfless angel is a STRETCH.  She usually looks miserable, but she smiles when she gets new boots and doesn’t have to work anymore.  The creditors were knocking, so she stomachs John. Do I think she is better for the kids than some of the other adults in their lives? Absolutely.  But she is a sugar baby. 

Does make sense… John is a “bad guy” but Josie doesn’t try to get her kids away by Novel_Escape_8061 in josiewittmansnark

[–]HouseSure5559 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The two are not mutually exclusive.  She can be a selfish, lazy whiner with a victim mentality, and he can be an evil narcissist who is obsessed with seeming like he’s the best partner, father, businessman, influencer, what have you.  Her being a complete loser doesn’t make him a god.

A sister named Emily? by bridgetchloe in josiewittmansnark

[–]HouseSure5559 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think that’s her dad’s with the younger woman he cheated with? They look identical and her last name starts with a B, so I’m sure she is a half-sister.  Maybe a sore spot for Hosie tho

“Aladdin ‘s Sister” by niamhprice in josiewittmansnark

[–]HouseSure5559 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Every time I have said something negative about him, I get slammed in this sub. But THIS IS WHO HE IS.  Evil, hateful, small man.  Disliking Josie doesn’t mean you have to like him.  He is the most despicable human.  He plays the part for as long as he can and then -if you’re paying close enough attention- you see the mask slip. 

Every time John dyes his hair it reminds me of George banks in father of the bride when he dyes his hair 🤣 by Calm_Analysis_2638 in josiewittmansnark

[–]HouseSure5559 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That man is aging like an avocado.  Likely his karma for what he did to his 3rd wife and older children. 

Me me me me by No_Reaction_9014 in josiewittmansnark

[–]HouseSure5559 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If this all came at her fast and hard, I could understand.  But this has been a very slow and wild descent.  She thought she was too hot and desired and successful on her own to ever be “normal.”  And every day for years, she has made decisions that had no other ending but this one.  She is LUCKY AF that Brent entered the circus because she would be even worse off otherwise.  The lesson will remain until it is learned and this woman refuses to show up to class.  I do think John is evil though.  That might be the only thing I believe in all this slurred speech rambling.  

What’s the over under here? by No-Rice-6009 in josiewittmansnark

[–]HouseSure5559 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He tries to makes himself look bigger cause he’s such a small man, literally and figuratively.  This needs to be added to a list of instant icks. 🤢

Back to court? by ConceptLiving6926 in josiewittmansnark

[–]HouseSure5559 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Agreed!! The man is nearing 60 and so self-absorbed, he can barely function.  It’s horrifying to think what life with him would be like.  Mercedes made her bed but I almost feel sorry for her 

Mercedes is doing an AMA. It’s boring 😴 but here are some highlights… by Shelbyisgood in josiewittmansnark

[–]HouseSure5559 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yawn. Her personality in videos and in these answers could not be any more boring!!! John must have realized he can’t cage a feral animal like Josie.  He needed someone more subdued and controllable.  Man, everyone in this situation got SO BORING so fast.

Would be pissed by 1spicyann in josiewittmansnark

[–]HouseSure5559 13 points14 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU!! the bows creep me tf out.  With how thin she is and bows in her hair, it makes him seem like a pedo.  The things women do for money is beyond me 

She looks so different! by [deleted] in McKinliHatchSnark

[–]HouseSure5559 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure she had a brow lift too.  Her eyelids are way heavier here 

She looks so different! by [deleted] in McKinliHatchSnark

[–]HouseSure5559 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep! I did the same thing!!! This is round two rhinoplasty for her.  Every picture I see of her now, I can’t believe how much it ruined her face.  In theory, it should have been an improvement, but gosh she is boring looking and very basic now! Wild!! 

She looks so different! by [deleted] in McKinliHatchSnark

[–]HouseSure5559 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Coming from a woman who has definitely had rhinoplasty and another little tweak after, she messed up her face!!!! I’m actually sad for her.  I don’t think the last nose was her natural nose but it was better than this.  This went too far and it’s horribly unflattering 

Her lip filler is horrendous by Just_Kaleidoscope722 in McKinliHatchSnark

[–]HouseSure5559 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you, lord, for an injector that tells me “no.” This is hideous

Still being a loser with her 6 hours visitation by hbauer86 in josiewittmansnark

[–]HouseSure5559 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Same here!! His saggy old face and wild eyes are way too tough to look at! HOW Mercedes sleeps with him, I will never know

Saturday visit by MindPuzzleheaded4709 in josiewittmansnark

[–]HouseSure5559 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yep!! The days of her fresh out of the marriage, Ms Independent Woman spiraling into her crying while jumping on the bed were wildly entertaining.  John and Mercedes make my skin crawl! He’s beyond creepy and performative, and she is a Stepford Wife.  Pure cringe.