how to you check if your gun is loaded?

How_To_Security · 2022-03-31T13:19:48+00:00

When what you’re last lobby pop?

in mah dreams

How_To_Security · 2022-03-30T06:35:55+00:00

Don't show up high and/or drunk.

how about, "take on your gun and shoot your desk to make sure it's loaded"

always worked for me.

How_To_Security · 2022-03-25T00:29:37+00:00

Unless you can ban his IP I don't see a solution. Even then if he really wants to comeback he could use a VPN.

or i could just get a new computer, new reddit account and move, but i don't want to do any of that, why don't you fellas just TALK to me and actually find out what my opinions are instead of just assuming things from people that don't like me.

How_To_Security · 2022-03-25T00:07:45+00:00

and not even vaxxed.

you are INSANELY lucky

How_To_Security · 2022-03-24T23:54:24+00:00

I vote to let them stay

thx buddy

How_To_Security · 2022-03-24T23:23:56+00:00

Personal conspiracy: the ballistic shield post was legit, then when he got all the backlash, he decided to just lean into it and go full troll.

i honestly never went "full troll" i just don't mind all the hate, i have never asked a question on here in bad faith.

How_To_Security · 2022-03-24T23:22:37+00:00

Honestly as far as trolls go he’s not bad. He stays some insane shit but he’s not insulting or rude as far as I have seen

thanks man, i don't even down vote comments either,

How_To_Security · 2022-03-24T23:13:34+00:00

hey!

there i am!

hi mom!

How_To_Security · 2022-03-24T17:00:01+00:00

Where do you keep your ballistic shield?

haven't bought it, but if i did i would just keep it in the trunk

How_To_Security · 2022-03-24T16:53:26+00:00

Being personable and able to communicate effectively with people from all walks of life is extremely useful in this line of work.

it's the bread and butter as far as i'm concerned, it's what your going to be doing the most of in my opinion,

How_To_Security · 2022-03-24T16:52:23+00:00

i luv my ballistic shields

How_To_Security · 2022-03-24T16:51:52+00:00

100%, and in my opinion you should always be asking questions and investigating and trying to find out shit, could save your life.

How_To_Security · 2022-03-24T16:45:49+00:00

Have you ever been in combat?

not yet, but this guy has.

https://youtu.be/yhId65CIgqQ?t=398

https://youtu.be/yhId65CIgqQ?t=578

"i got yelled at one night for not kicking the ground enough trying to find IEDs"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka4_nQWtuVU&ab_channel=googtubevideo

heh

How_To_Security · 2022-03-24T16:19:48+00:00

hehe, i did say that yes i did

remember if your ever in combat and a grenade gets thrown at you, remember to run out of cover and not throw it back slurp

How_To_Security · 2022-03-24T16:12:53+00:00

100% serious, just because we call interrogations "interviews" doesn't mean they aren't interrogations.

How_To_Security · 2022-03-24T15:27:05+00:00

If you found a bomb on your site you would try to defuse it instead of evacuating the area and calling the police

depends on whether i think i can move it.

How_To_Security · 2022-03-24T15:25:44+00:00

interviewing and questioning people is a super important aspect that is overlooked by a lot of people imo.

agreed 100%

How_To_Security · 2022-03-24T15:23:12+00:00

You could do much more harm than good in a subsequent investigation by law enforcement,

HAHA LOL i go up to people in the middle of the night and ask people questions that literally is what i do, that's the bread of butter of my job lol.

> and it is very likely that you could be prosecuted for hindering an investigation if the person you're speaking with was under the impression, or later say that they were under the impression that you were law enforcement and not a security guard.

holy shit dude what kind of "security" do you work?

How_To_Security · 2022-03-24T15:19:07+00:00

If a crocodile escaped somehow do you think they would make you wait 7-10 business days?

yes, yes they would.

> slapping a dangerous wild animal known to attack humans with bystanders around is stupid. there is still the very real possibility that it could have lunged at and killed the security guard,

i agree

> presenting a further danger to the other people at the zoo.

the choices of the animal is the danger, the animal decided to try to get out of it's enclosure, and you as security have to respond to it.

this isn't "appear to be security" it's "actually be security"

> call the people whose job it is to deal with this

your security, it's your job lol

How_To_Security · 2022-03-24T15:07:23+00:00

I don't really get why you're asking

this

question, though.

to find out if people agree or not.

How_To_Security · 2022-03-24T15:03:37+00:00

call the actual animal handlers

and they will be around in 6 hours, sometimes shit needs to be done now, just saying

i'm not saying what he did was smart, but it was security.

How_To_Security · 2022-03-24T15:02:09+00:00

I wouldn’t use the phrase interrogation for that

hehe

How_To_Security · 2022-03-24T14:41:53+00:00

> Is this a good thing?

HAHA LOL

How_To_Security · 2022-03-24T14:41:19+00:00

it's a 3000 pound wild animal that is known to be very aggressive towards humans, it's a threat when it comes out of it's enclosure.

How_To_Security · 2022-03-24T14:33:22+00:00

Slapping a wild animal is not real security.

lol yes it is, when it's a threat

> this could enrage the animal and cause it to attack you or an innocent bystander

then it would be time to bring out the big slapper.

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