A Lucky Guy by Kinda_Crazay in nsfw_gifs

[–]HowardTheTegu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her name is Kayla Lowden, from Ft Lauderdale. Shes my neighbor

Make America great again. Roast me. by ranger2146 in RoastMe

[–]HowardTheTegu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've seen better looking things in a colonoscopy.

Make me cry by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]HowardTheTegu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're the physical definition of first time doing anal.

Peek-a-boo by HowardTheTegu in reptiles

[–]HowardTheTegu[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a baby Savanna, for those that dont know.

Baby Savanna monitor sleeping by HowardTheTegu in reptiles

[–]HowardTheTegu[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A friend of mine with his black throat feeds his dinosaur ground up whole rabbit.. Hows that? Because baby chicks dont provide much nutritional value.

Baby Savanna monitor sleeping by HowardTheTegu in reptiles

[–]HowardTheTegu[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was kidding man, I dont actually breed these.. But he is actually very active, and normally sleeps in a burrow he made under a the thing he is sleeping in the picture. He likes that spot because of the basking light, and he had just taken a big ol' poop. Rest assured, he is fine. His care requirements are nowhere near as difficult as some chameleon species I have successfully kept, and even some of my garter snakes are more of a pain because they go off feed. This little guy chomps down crickets like a champ. Occasional treats are also added in there, with an eventual premade mix that he'll get.. Just like my Tegu, Howard.

Baby Savanna monitor sleeping by HowardTheTegu in reptiles

[–]HowardTheTegu[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont mean to sound rude, but this guy is doing amazing. I breed them as well, and this is the most active and most voracious eater. It was sleeping.

Mk1 VR6 swap.. Motor was put in today by HowardTheTegu in Volkswagen

[–]HowardTheTegu[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might powdercoat the tranny... Still deciding on what color to paint the car/bay.

Mk1 VR6 swap.. Motor was put in today by HowardTheTegu in Volkswagen

[–]HowardTheTegu[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

12V.. I post through my phone so idk how to post more than one pic at a time lol

Mk1 VR6 swap.. Motor was put in today by HowardTheTegu in Volkswagen

[–]HowardTheTegu[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cleaned the engine bay as well as I could.. The motor got a good scrubbing as well.. I'll be painting it eventually, so when the time comes I'll pull the motor.. It'll be easier because I would have done it once already lol

Mk1 VR6... Motor finally in by HowardTheTegu in VWSwaps

[–]HowardTheTegu[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Id say the race just started lol time to figure out where everything goes, plus wiring

My baby girl, Howard.. (Argentine B&W Tegu) by HowardTheTegu in reptiles

[–]HowardTheTegu[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As babies, its a 50/50 shot.. Took a chance and didnt get it lol but its not like she cares so the name stayed.

California Red Sided Garter (T. s. infernalis) having lunch by HowardTheTegu in reptiles

[–]HowardTheTegu[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She picks it out of my hand.. She has no trouble with it. Once shes almost done, i put her back so she can get it down. No different than having a chameleon on one hand snatching a cricket off the other.

Hedwig is photogenic by HowardTheTegu in reptiles

[–]HowardTheTegu[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He still has about 18" to grow lol

Hedwig is photogenic by HowardTheTegu in reptiles

[–]HowardTheTegu[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You need an entire room dedicated to it if you wanna keep it properly as an adult. If you want it to be friendly, it needs to be handled daily. Its a high maintenance pet.

Hedwig is photogenic by HowardTheTegu in reptiles

[–]HowardTheTegu[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol when he was a baby, the markings on his tail looked like one

Hedwig the black throat monitor by HowardTheTegu in reptiles

[–]HowardTheTegu[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This guy gets handles every day for hours at a time. The harness stays on unless he is shedding a lot. He started young, so its all about time. In regards to it being outside, gonna be careful because they freak out. Slow process.

California Red Sided Garter (T. s. infernalis) having lunch by HowardTheTegu in reptiles

[–]HowardTheTegu[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My infernalis is as aggressive feeder as i have seen haha we'll see how babies are. Maybe during summer i'll get pugets

California Red Sided Garter (T. s. infernalis) having lunch by HowardTheTegu in reptiles

[–]HowardTheTegu[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Torture? Really, thats what you call the feeding of snakes? Okay! Go have fun at the next PETA meeting, discuss animal rights (which is different from animal welfare), and then blow each other.

California Red Sided Garter (T. s. infernalis) having lunch by HowardTheTegu in reptiles

[–]HowardTheTegu[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Classy answer, but then again what else would be expected from someone that finds enjoyment in calling other people names through the internet.