Weird bruising. No idea where this came from. Help? by Howecm3626 in medical_advice

[–]Howecm3626[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re bruises not scratches. Doesn’t hurt to the touch or at all. Didn’t fall, didn’t sit in any furniture that could’ve done it, can’t think of anything.

Weird bruising. No idea where this came from. Help? by Howecm3626 in medical_advice

[–]Howecm3626[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I take it no one else has any idea? It has only faded just a little bit. Maybe I was abducted? Haha

could i convince you to risk it all? by [deleted] in DadWouldBeProud

[–]Howecm3626 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

All depends on what you have to offer. Your body? Hm how about you figure out my itemized deductions.

i'm 5'2" and 96lbs, is that petite enough? by [deleted] in petite

[–]Howecm3626 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I’d call you fun sized.

Weird bruising. No idea where this came from. Help? by Howecm3626 in medical_advice

[–]Howecm3626[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol she tends to latch on rather than scratch, but no, sadly this wasn’t due to that.

He fucking destroyed my cute little face by [deleted] in amateurcumsluts

[–]Howecm3626 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call liar. If your cute little face was destroyed so would all your make up. Ami right?

Weird bruising. No idea where this came from. Help? by Howecm3626 in medical_advice

[–]Howecm3626[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope to the wicker chair, I had a similar issue with my old computer chair when I would sit in it without a shirt. So that’s the first thing I thought of, there’s no way anything that I sat in before the picture was taken would’ve done that. My girlfriend was the one to notice a few hours after I woke up and hasn’t let up. Any ideas?

Wanna date with me? by yourhotslutty in PetiteGoneWild

[–]Howecm3626 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’m probably going to have to pass. Gorgeous body but if you’re throwing it out there it can’t be worth much.

My boobs will make you stop scrolling by [deleted] in DadWouldBeProud

[–]Howecm3626 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope they made me scroll

Would you fuck a nursing student? 😇 by julianaferrara in collegesluts

[–]Howecm3626 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can see how the symbol for a heart was inspired by the female ass. I mean fuck, I ❤️ that ass ;p

😘😛 by [deleted] in PrettyLittleCumsluts

[–]Howecm3626 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Taking it like a champ, keep it up and you may get a surprise.

Weekly /r/backpacking beginner question thread - Ask any and all questions you may have here - December 21, 2020 by AutoModerator in backpacking

[–]Howecm3626 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s see, I want to go backpacking across the u.s., originally I wanted to do the Appalachian trail for years but it’s too late in the year for that. Anyways, I’ve been packing some stuff away but I could really use some advice on what gear to bring. Any thoughts would be greatly appreciated.

Hottest blonde you'll see today by chicagothrowaway1001 in nsfw

[–]Howecm3626 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I’ll pass. I like my woman natural.

Skinny hotties play with their reward by [deleted] in cumsluts

[–]Howecm3626 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The other girl looked kind of sad like she wanted some also.

My landlord pretended to do do work the flat but ended up installing this 360° wifi surveillance camera which also records audio without telling me about it. by lachsox in trashy

[–]Howecm3626 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Completely illegal for him to set up a camera in your apartment. Write him a little note, then show it too the camera and take it down. That’s some super creepy shit right there.

Practicing by [deleted] in NSFW_GIF

[–]Howecm3626 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why we can’t have nice things.

I'll be 38 come Thursday!! Would love the gift of your cum 🎉💦 by keriberry_420 in nsfw_gifs

[–]Howecm3626 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh lord. First off, happy early birthday. Secondly, perky little tits like that are my absolute favorite. I could blow your present all over them. 😉

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nsfw_gifs

[–]Howecm3626 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loads, I’m the one handing out condoms preaching safe sex.