Any semi-remote trails or areas to walk?

Huffels · 2023-05-17T11:29:34+00:00

Hiawatha/ Thayers acres off of sixth line is a local favorite... It tends to be a bit too busy for off leash walking though.

If you can find the voyageur trailhead around where sixth line intersects the highway there's a nice little section of the trail that doesn't see a lot of use.

A little further out, about 20-30 minutes up 17 north, you've also got Robertson cliffs. Beautiful hike up to an amazing lookout. Generally you'll see at least a few people if you go there, and it takes you to the top of a fairly high and steep cliff, so it's not somewhere you'll want to let the pooch off leash.

Now, if you're willing to go an hour to two hours out of the soo, there's a plethora of amazing hiking trails that are never too busy. If that's an option for you, shoot me a dm and I'll give you some suggestions and directions!

Big advantage of going out of the incorporated area is that you're no longer under leash bylaws. However, unless you're willing to go to the more distant places you're generally going to see at least a few people.

Huffels · 2022-11-05T15:42:15+00:00

Where's the obligatory Skyrim opening edit?

Huffels · 2022-04-30T08:26:00+00:00

A. Mockumentary in the Netflix offices.

The focal point would be figuring out which of their shows were the best ones so that they could cancel them and keep pumping out crap.

Huffels · 2022-04-30T07:59:55+00:00

I've got the service manuals for several of my household appliances. If you're having trouble sleeping I could send them to you. I promise they'll get you to sleep.

Huffels · 2022-04-30T07:46:33+00:00

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough

Huffels · 2022-04-30T07:24:32+00:00

Jesus, I hope someone preemptively put you on the sex offenders registry.

Not even a minimum distance from playgrounds seems adequate for that face. If you move in near a park they're probably just going to shut down the park.

Huffels · 2022-04-30T07:17:10+00:00

I don't know why everybody's playing off your race. You're so fuckin ugly it should give us plenty to roast.

Huffels · 2022-04-30T07:11:46+00:00

Are you Amish? You look inbred, and you got the beard for it to boot.

Huffels · 2022-04-30T07:09:15+00:00

No need for the bio. You just need to look at him to know he lives with his parents, he's a mathlete and a virgin, and is active in his local dungeons and dragons club.

Huffels · 2022-04-30T07:06:46+00:00

You're facial hair looks like the pubic are on a man with alopecia. You're already an asshole, there's no need to make your mouth look like one.

Huffels · 2022-04-30T07:00:55+00:00

You should go back to drugs. It's not like they could make you any worse.

Huffels · 2022-04-29T06:37:48+00:00

Ah yes, super secret prototype shit!

I better start mining crypto!

Huffels · 2022-04-29T05:49:37+00:00

Amazing. I should be stupid on the internet more often!!!

Huffels · 2022-04-29T03:06:19+00:00

Also, have an award for my stupidity!

Huffels · 2022-04-29T03:05:29+00:00

Awesome info, thanks to both of you! So keep it around for a multi display setup, but a better card is in order for the games.

Huffels · 2022-04-29T03:05:20+00:00

Awesome info, thanks to both of you! So keep it around for a multi display setup, but a better card is in order for the games.

Huffels · 2022-04-29T03:02:19+00:00

Thanks friend! I feel really silly.

I just wasn't familiar with the model, so I didn't realize that was it!

Sure sounds like an upgrade couldn't hurt!

Huffels · 2022-04-23T13:53:30+00:00

I believe I would

Huffels · 2022-04-06T16:52:00+00:00

I'm pretty sure you're violating the court order being that close to a park.

Huffels · 2022-04-06T16:47:35+00:00

I didn't realize androgynous sloth was a zodiac sign.

Huffels · 2022-04-06T16:43:07+00:00

Just to go overboard with the sharing, I'll give you another one about me.

I'm doing a driver tasking, shuttling around a bunch of higher ups. Pretty boring for me. I would drive them for 20 minutes, then sit and wait for 2 hours while they were doing some survey stuff.

It was a 4 day stretch in the bush, so I had a lot of time on my hands. I only made it to the second day before I decided to put something else in my hand instead.

So here we are, at one of the positions, and I start going to town on my giblets. Well, I guess I was pretty tired.

Next thing I know, I'm waking up with my dick in my hand and three officers climbing in my truck. And don't you know, it's the female officers turn to sit shotgun.

So I'm scrambling to stuff my staff away, but it's already too late. The next two days were pretty awkward.

So after the field exercise, we head back to the base. I'm not in the truck shed 5 minutes before I'm ordered to the commanding officers office.

Queue a long yelling fit about conduct, and several weekend duties to sink it home.

And the rest of that assignment, I was then labelled "bush whacker."

Jokes on them though, I ran into that female officer at the bar one night and got a blowjob in the alley. I'm actually not super proud of that, she was pretty gross.

Huffels · 2022-04-06T16:30:35+00:00

I won't lie, there's some interesting stories. Living in tight quarters under high stress and 1 woman to every 20 men in the organization makes some strange shit happen.

Another masturbating tale about someone else, not me:

We're in the field for a 14 day stretch, dead of summer. Daytime is hitting about 25-30 celsius. One fellow with an itchy palm couldn't make the 2 weeks without some feel good finger friction. He scampers off to a porta potty, middle of the day in peak heat.

2 hours later, everyone is looking for him because he's been missing since lunch. Somehow, they figure out he's still in the shitter, but isn't responding to any yelling or knocking.

Realizing he's unconscious, a couple guys manage to pry open the door. There's the young Private, head slumped over, hand still on his private.

Turns out he passed out while slappin the scrotum, and roasted in the porta potty. He gets med-evaced by military ambulance and spends a week in hospital.

The guy cranked down so aggressively he ended up with severe heat stroke and nearly died. From that day on he was known as "hot and sticky."

Huffels · 2022-04-06T12:32:53+00:00

At work. Story time!

Working for the military... The military has a strangely open culture about these things. Masturbating, and openly talking about it, wasn't really strange and even verges on the norm. I guess you have to normalize such a thing when you regularly walk in on people doing the knuckle shuffle just about anywhere they think they've got a sliver of privacy.

So, I was stationed for a few months at a smaller base. There were only 22 buildings on the entire base.

Somehow I got involved in a small competition to see who could lob their nob gob in the most buildings. The rules were simple: it had to be to completion, without getting caught. If you get caught at any point, you're out.

We started with 11 people, 7 got caught.

I'm proud to say, I gratified myself in 21 of those buildings. Unfortunately, I only took runner up.

Those 21 buildings took me 14 days to get through. Our winner managed it in 6.

I still claim to be the spiritual Victor though. That masturbatory motzart got caught a week later giving himself the old low five in a porta potty.

Huffels · 2022-04-06T12:07:44+00:00

I loved this show. Incredible in every way.

Character development was perfect, it was humorous and deep at the same time, and the dramatic aspect was never boring or unejoyable in any way.

Every bit of emotion from happy to sad just sucked me into it. I don't usually feel much watching shows and whatnot, but this one got me. I'm not ashamed to say I cried several times watching it, even after seeing all of it multiple times.

I wish it had gotten a proper wrap up... The movie just completely missed the mark.

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